A man and wife are in bed. He f.arts and shouts, "Goal". His wife f.arts and shouts "One all!"
When the score gets to two - all, the man strains so hard he s.hi*s the bed.
His wife says "What the hell was that?" "
Half time - swap sides!"
2007-11-03 08:30:24 · 9 answers · asked by jaybwfc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol - i've seen that somewhere b4 - it's good! and completely disquisting!
2007-11-03 08:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jess :D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woman is going to a tatto parlour to get a tatto on each and every thigh she sits down and the tattoist starts off to artwork. after 20 minutes he asks why could she opt for a turkey on one thigh and a christmas tree on the different? she replies firmly, this could quit my husband complaining there is not any longer something to consume between the hols
2016-11-10 04:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by tameka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-03 15:40:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Gross jokes are the best!
2007-11-03 09:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao! thats hysterical!
2007-11-03 08:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by kaycool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww, buttt hahahahha.
2007-11-03 08:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny
2007-11-03 09:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-03 09:20:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-03 09:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by i like saying hi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋