Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?"??asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
2007-11-03 08:28:58 · 16 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one
2007-11-03 08:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2007-11-03 08:32:23 · answer #2 · answered by nad1as 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie brilliant**
2007-11-03 09:20:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very funny
2007-11-03 08:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by chrissy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tumb Up!
2007-11-03 09:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my gran last week to start behaving her age.
2007-11-03 08:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by monkeynuts 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-03 08:41:17 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny
2007-11-03 10:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like it
2007-11-03 08:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Didn't see that one coming..............
2007-11-03 08:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Richard F 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋