All categories - 27 October 2007

2007-10-27 11:35:21 · 17 answers · asked by :-) 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. She wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.

So she asked her class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, she gathered her wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

2007-10-27 11:35:19 · 13 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I mean popular songs not childrens song or nursery rhymes etc..

2007-10-27 11:35:14 · 4 answers · asked by JB 2 in Other - Music

Is it normal to not really have any freinds yet? This is my first year in college and I basically only know my roomate and suitmate. I mean, I know and talk to people in class, but outside of class I am usually by myself. Is this normal for a freshman w/ an introvert personality?

2007-10-27 11:35:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

giving me thumbs down? sheesh!!!

2007-10-27 11:35:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a TON of baby girl clothes I'm looking to sell. There are two stores in my town I'm considering. One is a consignment store. They take your stuff, sell it, and then after 3 months give you 50% of whatever they've sold. The problem with that store is that if you give them 5 things, and they only sell 3 by the 3 month mark, you don't get any money for the rest of your stuff. The other store takes inventory of what you want to give them, offer you a certain amount of money up front, and then you don't deal with them any more - they just sell it. I'm thinking the second store would be best, but I have a TON of stuff; I'm just afraid they'd cheat me or not give me NEARLY what my clothes are worth. Does anyone have experience with both? Thank you in advance!

2007-10-27 11:34:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

.......a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her breasts being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try oral sex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she choke

2007-10-27 11:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/26/AR2007102602402.html?hpid=artslot

2007-10-27 11:34:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I'm happy with AVG antivirus, but AVG antispyware not so sure. I run a check just before i log off ( check for spyware) and there is always something to be deleted.
I think i need a good firwall, really don't like firwalls, but atleast it will stop the spyware getting on my laptop.
I want to delete the current AVG antivirus and download AVG antivirus and firwall and keep the AVG antispyware.
Just want your opinion on that. Or can you recommend anything better?
Thanks so much!

2007-10-27 11:34:25 · 10 answers · asked by Purity 4 in Security

your in the mood for ?

2007-10-27 11:34:18 · 31 answers · asked by Peek-A-Boo Mutha ******** 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so my aunt and uncle own a restaurant that's pretty popular in this area. I also work there as a cook and i'm only 15. All the regulars that come to the restaurant say i'm one of the best cooks there. My parents approve of it but my grandma doesn't. She say's I shouldn't be having a job at 15, especialy at a restaurant as a cook.
What do you think?

2007-10-27 11:34:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2007-10-27 11:34:08 · 2 answers · asked by ateeq_014 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-10-27 11:34:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

ok so i live in long island new york. i got park place and i need boardwalk those 2 together are worth a million dollars! where would i be able to get boardwalk from? i dont think they give both out in the same state im not possitive though. also next year when monopoly comes back can i use the pieces from this year or not? thank you for your help.

2007-10-27 11:34:05 · 3 answers · asked by jennifer s 1 in Board Games

I've been looking to start babysitting. However, I can't find many good websites that explain things. I am going to be taking a course at the YMCA or something, but I still have a few questions.
How much do you charge? What about when it's at night/ holidays,etc?
What types of games can you play?
How would you disapline them if they acted up?


* a little more info... I'm a teenager, and haven't charged for babysitting before, however I've been babysitting for family for a couple years, and haven't had a problem.

Thanks :)
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2007-10-27 11:33:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

Are you a pool shark? Do you play for money?

2007-10-27 11:33:44 · 13 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

I make these mushrooms stuffed with sausage, cream cheese, sour cream, and green oinions. My cookie sheet has disappeared, and I need to make these now......(party tonight). Any suggestions of something i can use in liu of a cookie sheet? Thank you in advance!!!

2007-10-27 11:33:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

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*thenks* their not my favoritest band{{do i have one *conffussed*, but if MCR made one id so buy that theng!!! emos is tights an leg warmers hmm!~

2007-10-27 11:33:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is the information that I have

2007-10-27 11:33:03 · 1 answers · asked by genny r 1 in Gambling

I finished taking an antibiotic for tonsillitis this morning.. how many hours my last pill can I consume alcohol? Thanks!

2007-10-27 11:32:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

I really like these names! Tell me what you think! Thanks! I also need four boy names!

Carolyn or Caralyn (which spelling? I also need a middle name?)
Callie Rose
Madison Grace ( yes I know it is common)
Mackenzie Isabelle

2007-10-27 11:32:53 · 43 answers · asked by Addie! 3 in Baby Names

Please settle this friendly dispute.

2007-10-27 11:32:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-10-27 11:32:47 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-27 11:32:43 · 5 answers · asked by Savannah H 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-10-27 11:32:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

I am trying to restore files from backup thru Nero.
does it matter what version you use?
backed up the files in windows xp
trying to restor in windows vista, but having trouble.
any suggestions?

2007-10-27 11:32:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

My friend and I are butting heads on communism. Is it a religion or political?

2007-10-27 11:32:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-10-27 11:32:07 · 10 answers · asked by tracey h 1 in Fast Food

2007-10-27 11:31:57 · 3 answers · asked by Sheri H 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2007-10-27 11:31:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys