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Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.


Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.


Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.


Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.


Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.


Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.
Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!


Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.


Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.


Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.


Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.

2007-10-15 05:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-15 05:04:24 · 1 answers · asked by william p 2 in Other - Music

I have substantial credit card debt and someone told me to just file a chap 7 but that stays on your credit for like 10 years. Also I think the bankruptcy laws have changed and you still have to pay off the debt. I know if I try doing this on my own it will take a looong time to pay off because of the interest. Im a single mom that does not currently get child support so Im trying figure out how am I going to do this. Help!

2007-10-15 05:04:22 · 6 answers · asked by HotKoko 2 in Credit

Who is gonna play the weddin g song?

2007-10-15 05:04:16 · 10 answers · asked by Tamekia Anderson 4 in Weddings

http://www.bcmmin.org/adamgod.html

2007-10-15 05:04:11 · 4 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Religion & Spirituality

rock,r&b,rap,country,jazz...ect...

2007-10-15 05:04:05 · 37 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Polls & Surveys

science section of "answers?"

2007-10-15 05:03:45 · 3 answers · asked by Bluebeard 1 in Biology

interpret it any way you like

supposedly you can predict a person personality and the way they think from asking them this question

=)

2007-10-15 05:03:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

no three points are collinear (imagine them lying on the perimeter of a circle. Use mathematical induction.

2007-10-15 05:03:34 · 1 answers · asked by Not Quite Agnostic 2 in Mathematics

i really wanna be an architect but i want a career that will pay me ALOT of $$$

2007-10-15 05:03:28 · 2 answers · asked by Cristian R 2 in Higher Education (University +)

Can you comment on this?
http://www.bcmmin.org/evolut4.html

2007-10-15 05:03:23 · 11 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Ours just got some fancy new, gray Dodge Chargers!! Gonna have to slow down a bit I guess. Doesn't that have a HEMI???

2007-10-15 05:03:18 · 15 answers · asked by bijou 4 in Polls & Surveys

The girl is not there to flirt but has had her eye on you, how would you like to be approached by an atheltic girl? What should she say if you are weight lifting....or better leave you alone all together?

2007-10-15 05:02:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-10-15 05:02:55 · 40 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys

Someone already tried?
A friend of mine is following this diet and i believe it is very unhealthy. You only eat proteins. No fruits, no vegetables.
What do you think?

2007-10-15 05:02:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

any good strategies you know for times solving of sudoku puzzles?:)

2007-10-15 05:02:53 · 3 answers · asked by sean 2 in Other - Games & Recreation

a particular person has just come to me with this evidence of dinosaurs in the bible...

Though thou hast sore broken us in the place of dragons, and covered us with the shadow of death Psalm 44:19 11:55 AM

Thou didst divide the sea by thy strength: thou brakest the heads of the dragons in the waters

The beast of the field shall honour me, the dragons and the owls: because I give waters in the wilderness, [and] rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people, my chosen. 11:55 AM

And the parched ground shall become a pool, and the thirsty land springs of water: in the habitation of dragons, where each lay, [shall be] grass with reeds and rushes. 11:56 AM

And Babylon shall become heaps, a dwellingplace for dragons, an astonishment, and an hissing, without an inhabitant.


i intend on posting this in the science section as well...just to get an "educated" opinion...

2007-10-15 05:02:50 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Who knows personal finance best?

2007-10-15 05:02:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

3/4b^2-9 , 2b/2b+3 , -5/2b^2-3b
Any help Please

2007-10-15 05:02:43 · 2 answers · asked by mormar 1 in Homework Help

have you ever had any..."bad" 1st impressions bout yourself?

2007-10-15 05:02:40 · 6 answers · asked by swt-bby-gl-69 4 in Singles & Dating

I am not kidding, I have determined that at 30 and want to know if it's hopeless.

2007-10-15 05:02:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-10-15 05:02:34 · 17 answers · asked by . 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Everytime they have to go to a party for my ex or his wife or any one else, they moan and groan about it for a week in advance. So I get the message that it is just a pain in the rear for them to go to these parties. I don't want to be just another "obligation" that they have to get out of the way. So I told them "I just don't like all the attention." Now they are acting like I am a nut. Also, they end up spending a fortune everytime they take me to dinner, etc. $200.00 bottles of wine and I don't even drink. A card would do just fine for me. I know that they love me and other than this birthday thing, we have a great relationship. How do I get them to understand?

2007-10-15 05:02:19 · 9 answers · asked by Collinwood 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Ok, this is an honest question. I want to know honestly, if you are a vegetarian/vegan, do you think others are "bad" for eating meat or do you think it's just a preference?

2007-10-15 05:02:17 · 22 answers · asked by Candy 7 in Vegetarian & Vegan

I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year. We talked about marriage, children, and became very close with one another.
The reasons I broke up with him:
1) He's Muslim, I'm Catholic. Could never come to an agreement on wedding plans/children's religions
2) We could NOT have sex!! He just could NOT perform. He would be finished after about 30 seconds. I was not satisfied at all, ever. We tried working on it but it never got better
3) We ALWAYS fought about stupid things.

But the thing is, he was such a good bf. Told me I was beautiful, was faithful and never let me know. He'd drive an hour to come and see me every single day and treat me like a queen when we were getting along. I just fell out of love.

Were my reasons justified or should I get back together with him? I regret it more and more everyday, wondering if I'll ever meet someone like him again...

2007-10-15 05:01:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My husband and I are starting marriage counseling soon. He is military facing deployment in the near future. Lots of possibilities and positives/ideas but I dwell in the negative. Others closest to me say I should leave him, yet offer no alternative solution. They address him as being the problem rather than there being problems with the relationship. I feel consumed by something dark, like i am the void rather than falling into it, I know i love but do not feel what I have come to associate with love. which is real? what is truth? what is emotional abuse? there is so much bad in our past. I fear telling the counselor. will she tell me to leave him too? i have nothing if i leave (friends resent me for choosing him, won't go home either), and i love him? will she offer judgement rather than solutions? he opens up and then shuts down. I have walls, inability to trust. no understanding or consistancy. Is this worth saving? we approach life as opposites. compatibility: a need or a want?

2007-10-15 05:01:34 · 6 answers · asked by cav71006 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-10-15 05:01:31 · 4 answers · asked by ashley 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Me and my honey are thinking of packing up and moving at the beginning of the year, we kinda like these spots , can you tell me anything, Whats the weather like year round? how are the people? Are interracial couples accepted? Anything!!!please:)

2007-10-15 05:01:21 · 2 answers · asked by Legs 1 in Other - United States

whats it made of

2007-10-15 05:01:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink