Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.
Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.
2007-10-15 05:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!
That was a riot
Only thing I don't agree on is the beer......cos ours doesn't taste pissy........at least not after 5 of them
Can't wait til my Aussie fella sees this though, he'll piss his pants!
2007-10-15 06:05:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sleepys Gal 666 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am horrified at your slur upon the British. As long as it has alcohol in it as a true Brit I will drink it. I have drunk Lambrini.
2007-10-15 12:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good observation.
2007-10-15 12:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Second Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey b@stard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here."
That's what this reminded me of...
... as a Canadian, I did not feel slighted, because it is funny... thanks for posting it!
2007-10-15 13:18:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right On as usual!!!!!
2007-10-15 12:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you got it all wrong about britain
2007-10-16 09:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋