All categories - 11 October 2007

My banana is.....

2007-10-11 22:28:35 · 42 answers · asked by emesumau 4 in Words & Wordplay

Who said this ?

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2007-10-11 22:28:33 · 15 answers · asked by kloneme 3 in Religion & Spirituality

does ur dog snore?my cavalier king charles spaniel snores so LOUD that you have to put her out because its distracting how can i stop this?

2007-10-11 22:28:28 · 12 answers · asked by I love My cavalier king charles 1 in Dogs

2007-10-11 22:28:18 · 8 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

or is he a part of a god? and if he is just a part of a god then which part? the left leg?

2007-10-11 22:27:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I know there is a greeting (similar to when Christians say Merry Xmas) for when Muslims finish fasting and they celebrate...

Anyone know!!

2007-10-11 22:26:50 · 3 answers · asked by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 in Religion & Spirituality

it is terrible that every year many underage girls are smuggled into Britain for sex trafficking and underground prostitution. I know that once ensnared they are often beaten, drugged and held captive. But how do the pimps get hold of their victims in the first place? Surely if someone from Albania, or some similair place, wants to emigrate to Britain they would go through the channels of the immigration service? Is it that the criminals pose as officials or employment agents?

2007-10-11 22:26:03 · 3 answers · asked by Z 1 in Law & Ethics

I have just changed to an Acer laptop but I am now unable to scan,(copies are ok)Can anyone help please?

2007-10-11 22:25:47 · 4 answers · asked by Donohoe 1 in Scanners

It can be from any part of the world. What do you think?

2007-10-11 22:25:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since they seem to get off on ranting and raving about him... Now they are saying that he should be impeached because he's a Christian! What's next? Should all Christians be deported? Or maybe just let only Atheists have the right to vote?

2007-10-11 22:25:23 · 14 answers · asked by Dysthymia 6 in Religion & Spirituality

What does that mean Exactly?
What have or would you DO?

2007-10-11 22:25:03 · 13 answers · asked by Marla ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Four U.S presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to "Emerald City" and come before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you here before the Great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage". To which the Wizard replies:"No problem. Who's next?" Ronald Reagan steps forward:" I think I need a heart."
"Done", says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George W. Bush:"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain". "Sure, consider it done", replies the Wizard.
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around without saying a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks:"What do you want?"
With a grin in his face, Bill Clinton responds;" Uhh...is Dorothy here?"

Please, star if you liked it! Thanks!

2007-10-11 22:25:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my ex-boyfriend told me that i was one of his sexual fantasies...what are your thoughts on this? Do you think that is all I was to him? Or, am I being too harsh?

2007-10-11 22:24:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I live in the UK, and my stepsister is getting married in France next week and most of my family from NZ will be attending. My Dad forwarded the invite on to me assuming that I would be invited. A few days later my Dad told me my stepsister had said that I wasn't invited because I got too drunk when went on a family holiday 2 years ago (they think I wouldn't be able to control myself for one afternoon-I'm 26yo btw) Anyway, I had bought the ticket and when they found this out, they made my Dad call me and uninvite me due to this holiday "incident". He felt terrible and while I can appreciate that I wasn't invited in the first place, I think it was a bit extreme to go to the effort to uninvite me when we've had no problems before. Today, I've received a group email inviting us all to their NZ wedding ceremony. I don't want to go, but feel I should to keep the peace? Should I go?(I'll be in NZ at the time anyway) I feel I should add that we never have any family dramas-this is the first.

2007-10-11 22:24:44 · 31 answers · asked by P R 1 in Weddings

this is not something to insult, its actually something good..
we all know that WWE is more like 'for entertainment' right now with all those scripts, and storylines, thats where most of matches come from.. its like small Words can cause HUGE trouble.. and now im asking who wins best actor among all the wrestlers??

ok.. he has to be
>Good when Doing Speech, Promos and all those Dramas Backstage or in the ring..
>100% convincing when he's getting hurt.. Looking tough when he's getting the upper hand
>and He always puts you in the mood to watch closely what he does..
you can say Divas or Wrestlers but you have to get them from the current WWE roster..

2007-10-11 22:24:33 · 28 answers · asked by Heart Break Gal 5 in Wrestling

Kate and Gerry or is it Jerry, (cos I cant spell) are looking at poridge in Portugal. Or does Portugal only supply bread and water, as so many idiots on here think Portugal is third world

2007-10-11 22:24:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

So I was at a dog pound and I saw a blind poodle there who I felt so bad for. I also saw so many kittens in a back room (ones very tiny) and mannnnnyyyyyy other cats who would be put down if not adopted. It made me want to cry. I mean, isnt it sad how those poor cats cant get a home? If I could, I would adopt them all, plus some dogs. My Mom wanted to adopt the poodle (maybe) but my Dad said it would be too much work. And that made me feel bad too.

2007-10-11 22:23:33 · 13 answers · asked by Confetti! 2 in Cats

Polls and surveys. We would buy a dolls house and let the fairy live there

2007-10-11 22:23:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-11 22:23:19 · 7 answers · asked by Simon C 2 in Programming & Design

Quote taken from The Sun newspaper (Melbourne) 12/10/07:

The Prime Minister stunned mental health campaigners when he said, while speaking about mental health "It's not a bad idea for some people to be told they should get on with life".

IT'S MENTAL HEALTH WEEK - Can the moron get anymore IGNORANT !!

2007-10-11 22:23:02 · 13 answers · asked by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 in Politics

it started on my bottom lip,actually on the lip.towards my mouth spreading out.there were tiny,tiny red bump,then they spread,now my lips are burning,raw,feels like no skin on them.they are starting to look swollen,seriously.and never stop burning.no more bumps,just all cherry red,inflamed.is not anything sexual,im not active.so what can i use to fix this.please help.

2007-10-11 22:22:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

Seriously... I saw those boys stare at me a lot and sometimes some would compliment me... but they never ask me out but does weird things like honk the car.... whistle... pointing and stuff. What is wrong with you boys? Can't go appropriately to a girl and say hi... nice weather? Instead of doing those things? Where can I get a decent boyfriend? And how?

PS - I'm 18 and I live in NYC

2007-10-11 22:22:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-10-11 22:21:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071012/ap_on_re_eu/nobel_peace

Nobel prize is one method of the illuminati to attract attention to those who support their agenda of global control. Then you have the oscar and amy awards, the most influential intellectuals awards, the times awards, the man of the year, the wall street journal awards and so on.

The Illuminati think they can fool people and all the time.

2007-10-11 22:20:56 · 1 answers · asked by illuminati 1 in Current Events

2007-10-11 22:20:41 · 3 answers · asked by ashish m 1 in Words & Wordplay

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

-- Babe Ruth



An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

-- Ernest Hemingway



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-- Paul Hornung



24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

-- H.L. Mencken



When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- George Bernard Shaw



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-- Benjamin Franklin



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-- Dave Barry



Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.

-- W.C. Fields



Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

-- Professor Irwin Corey




To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

-- Leo Durocher



One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

"This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

"That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

2007-10-11 22:20:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-10-11 22:20:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

2007-10-11 22:19:51 · 13 answers · asked by Del B 1 in Other - Destinations

other users spelling mistakes? this annoys me. People who use computers write lol and brb and yet they always point out spelling mistakes. Does it really matter?

2007-10-11 22:19:38 · 5 answers · asked by emesumau 4 in Words & Wordplay

2007-10-11 22:18:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay