Four U.S presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to "Emerald City" and come before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you here before the Great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage". To which the Wizard replies:"No problem. Who's next?" Ronald Reagan steps forward:" I think I need a heart."
"Done", says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George W. Bush:"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain". "Sure, consider it done", replies the Wizard.
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around without saying a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks:"What do you want?"
With a grin in his face, Bill Clinton responds;" Uhh...is Dorothy here?"
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2007-10-11 22:25:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Being from Arkansas, I can actually say that I have met the man personally. That was hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. ♥
2007-10-12 00:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubba can't hide anywhere, can he.
That sounds like our Bill.
2007-10-11 22:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by ahnikarose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* Hahaha i loved it nice one have a star =) *
2007-10-11 22:33:38 · answer #3 · answered by ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the man!!!
2007-10-12 00:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2007-10-11 22:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by foxychick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, have a star :)
2007-10-11 23:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋