The following advertisement in the Melbourne Age is reported to have
received numerous calls:
Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
a very good-looking girl who loves to play.
I love long walks in the bush, riding in your ute, hunting, camping, and
fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the
right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight
week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.
Men are so easy.
2007-10-10
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