The following advertisement in the Melbourne Age is reported to have
received numerous calls:
Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
a very good-looking girl who loves to play.
I love long walks in the bush, riding in your ute, hunting, camping, and
fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the
right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what
nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight
week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.
Men are so easy.
2007-10-10 15:00:22 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What was that number again, I'm a single huskey and could use the company........########
2007-10-10 15:10:00 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst element a female can do on the 1st date is communicate approximately her ex or previous boyfriends. we don't desire to hearken to approximately that style of stuff on the 1st date, a time it extremely is meant to be approximately organising a courting interior the present. Talks approximately previous boyfriends and "wild cases" are for yet another day. self assurance is a competent element yet no longer too lots. you do no longer choose him to sense inferior or intimidated in case you return off as too confident. some adult men like shy women. Alpha men extremely do no longer locate self assurance too alluring as they desire to be the confident ones. If the date leads as much as a kiss clearly - then that's locate, even even though it is going to no longer be pressured or awkward or completed basically for the sake of kissing. i'm thoroughly became off by employing women who've intercourse on the 1st date. To me and many others this is an illustration that the girl would not cost or appreciate herself.
2016-10-21 23:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Cute!
2007-10-10 15:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-10 15:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em
2007-10-10 15:07:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious
2007-10-10 15:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by Death Girl Am 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY!!! GOOD ONE !! 10!!
2007-10-10 16:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kween*90'sKid 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS- MEN ARE SO TYPICAL.
2007-10-10 15:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by luv_me_luv_u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny...
2007-10-10 15:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by mustang_man80 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amen.
2007-10-10 15:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by melody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋