All categories - 3 October 2007

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt

"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No sh*it?"

2007-10-03 18:03:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, this is a direct response to a loaded question that was posed just a short time ago. I want everyone to know, I respect people of all faiths and religions. However, it does annoy me to see science (and religion) misrepresented and claims distorted. I want people to take a look at this chart and understand it, then tell me if it helps you understand the difference between faith and science, because seriously, there IS a difference.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:GodChart.JPG

I am not doing this to show disrespect, and I wish that the chart was a little less "mocking" towards religion. Nevertheless, the chart is a good representation of the difference between the two.

I apologize in advance if the picture offends anyone.

Much love. ~Q

2007-10-03 18:02:50 · 7 answers · asked by Quincy S 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a long history of talkative cats, but the one I currently have constantly follows me around meowing (and she has a particularly obnoxious meow). If I leave her in the apartment and sit outside the door (she can't see me) she'll yowl by the door until I return, if I'm on the computer she gets in my face and yowls and cries until I pet her. But the instant I pet her, she tries to bite my hand and takes off running. I'm considering getting a kitty-muzzle, or perhaps having her vocal cords removed (that's a joke)!
Seriously though, any suggestions for quieting down an obnoxious, talkative cat! (p.s. no, she's not in heat - she's spayed!)

2007-10-03 18:02:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

...have you even thought about what Halloween is celebrating?
Halloween is like the devil's holiday! Did you know that every Halloween an innocent baby is killed? Did you know that every Halloween witches celebrate that the baby is killed?
Did you know that every Halloween you celebrate...you're celebrating a baby being killed? That is evil and wicked! How could you do that?
I hate Halloween. People go around and dress up as devils and girl angles(there is none...only guys), and witches and....oh you know.Witches give a sacrifice to the devil every Halloween and you celebrate that? Just so you know...their sacrifices are people, babies, animals, and anything else they can find. Did you also know that when you are dressing up...you are hiding your idenity. The Bible says not to hide it.
CHRISTIANS: back me up. REAL Christians will understand me.

2007-10-03 18:02:34 · 14 answers · asked by Dallas_Cowboys 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I dont want to put my speakers in front of my mic. Is there a way to set it up where any noise that would be played through a speaker is recorded?

2007-10-03 18:02:09 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan L 2 in Software

these are my trial balance accounts on January 1, 2006

Cash
accounts receivable
supplies
prepaid
land
equipment
accumulated depreciation
other assets
accounts payable
notes payable
wages payable
interest payable
deferred revenue
taxes payable
contributed capital
retained earnings
service revenue
depreciation expense
income tax expense
interest expense
other expenses

these are the transactions during 2006:

1. Signed a 1,000 annual repair contract that begins on January 15, 2007
2. Cash of 6,000 was collected on May 1, 2006 for services to be rendered evenly over the next year beginning June 1, 2006
3. The company earned service revenue of 20,000 on a special job that was completed December 24, 2006. Collection will be made during January of 2007.
4. The company collected six months rent of 4,800 for storage space on September 1, 2006.

Also what are the adjusting journal entries, if any, for these transactions?

Any help is much appreciated.

2007-10-03 18:01:59 · 2 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Other - Business & Finance

2007-10-03 18:01:47 · 21 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Polls & Surveys

There's a variety of stories out there about creatures that look like human females and then dance men to death, either literally or figuratively.

Can anyone remember the names for these creatures?

2007-10-03 18:01:38 · 4 answers · asked by Lillian 3 in Mythology & Folklore

...I mean, it is HER baby.
Should she be forced to care for it and nuture it...just because you think it is morally right? What if she can't afford it?
...if the baby was left alone, it wouldn't be able to survive!
So, shouldn't she have the choice?

What if the baby was the result of incest or rape, and a woman gave birth prematurely at 22 weeks...a day before she was going to get an abortion...? (Amillia Sonja Taylor was born at 21 weeks, six days and survived: http://www.nrlc.org/news/2007/NRL03/Amillia.html)

I mean, what's the difference...but a few seconds and the cutting of the umbilical cord...?

Are you saying that once the umbilical cord is cut, then she no longer has a choice in the matter...?!?

Shouldn't Amillia Sonja Taylor's mom have the right and choice to have Amillia physically dismembered and destroyed...like they do in abortion?

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Why the discrepency?

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2007-10-03 18:01:29 · 46 answers · asked by yachadhoo 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-03 18:01:28 · 4 answers · asked by jen 7 in Horoscopes

2007-10-03 18:01:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im a Sagittarius .. and I really like this girl .. I've been liking her for 4 years .. help me .. shes still single ..

2007-10-03 18:00:56 · 3 answers · asked by Gervhard z 1 in Horoscopes

please watch this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ3T5REZ11Q&mode=related&search=



ron paul is the most intellegent canidate period

2007-10-03 18:00:26 · 7 answers · asked by Boston George 3 in Elections

2007-10-03 17:59:53 · 21 answers · asked by meemo 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

they sing in unison and it's a slow song.
anyone????

2007-10-03 17:59:27 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Music

me and Nate are boyfriend and girlfriend 4 a week. he likes to playfully flirt with guys and girls. (being Bi i can understand that ) and this guy thats gay hates me by saying " **** u u whore" "u *****" "**** you" and is all over Nate. Well during th period (high school ) he got a note from him saying i want to go out with you ( hes gay ) and i looked happy. but i really feel upset...i don't know if i should let him go or fight for the guy i love. ( me and him are like hugging and kissing eachother alot) but i'm nervous to ask him if he wants to date him... ( i'm emotionaly unstable so its kinda hard ).....i need some good help... i'm listening to Linkin Park "Valentines Day" and its making me feel like i should give him to Junior.....what should i do

2007-10-03 17:59:16 · 13 answers · asked by Marie 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-10-03 17:59:14 · 6 answers · asked by dizzymom 4 in Personal Finance

was only playing for 2 hours

2007-10-03 17:59:07 · 3 answers · asked by phatrides222000 1 in Video & Online Games

I had a doctors appointment yesterday. When he checked me, he said that I have not dilated and my cervix has not even begun to soften. Meaning, that it is really not favorable. He told me that more than likely I would need to be induced and would probably end up having an emergency c-section. He said that if I wanted to just have a scheduled c-section that he could do it Monday [39 weeks and 3days]

Please understand that he is leaving this totally up to me and is not saying that I have to have a section. I can wait to see if the baby will come on her own. However, I have had no BH and do not feel her dropping at all. (According to the doctor, she is still VERY high)

What I want to know is if any one has been in this situation where nothing is progressing and if they were able to deliver naturally. If you did deliver naturally. were you induced or did baby finally decide to come on its own?

2007-10-03 17:58:45 · 27 answers · asked by Caroline's Mommy 3 in Pregnancy

I'm going to a reptile show (never been to one). I would like to buy a nice cage can i do so without going over budget, I'm also interested in getting a tropical lizard that gets medium size can "chill" with me with out being flighty or stressed and eats insects. Or maybe an adult turtle (can i even buy one?).

2007-10-03 17:58:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

"ach übrigens, ich bringe meinem vater jetzt english bei. jeden tag eine halbe stunde. das macht voll spaß nund er konzentriert sich auch vool. er kann jetzt fast so viel english wie ich spanish,
na gut jetzt erzähl du erstmal, was du so schönes gemacht hast!"

ok, I pretty much get what this says, except for the last sentence. this is what I got:

" oh by the way, I am teaching my dad English every day for half an hour, it is really fun and he totally concentrates himself. he can almost understand as much in English, as I can in Spanish. now you tell for the first time what you have been up to!"

is that what it says? the last sentence is what I kind of don't get...
I speak Spanish, and she is studying Spanish. so does it sound like she wants me to write back in Spanish? I usually write her in English. "jetzt erzähl du erstmal" is what I'm getting from that...

what do you guys think?

2007-10-03 17:58:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

It only hurts if I try to bend it. I'm taking Ibuprophen. Cut it off? Live with it?

2007-10-03 17:58:03 · 21 answers · asked by swequin 3 in Injuries

What I need to know is where do I begin this journey? My mom has some details. But not many. Of course we have his birthdate, and the hospital he was born. She actually named him, but for some reason I don't believe the hospital kept it. So what to do?I'm now 41 and he's 39 and I need to find him. And his biological father is deceased(37 yrs ago). So that's that. I would like only serious anwers, please. Oh...I'm in Los Angeles if that'll make a difference.

2007-10-03 17:58:01 · 12 answers · asked by louloutee 3 in Adoption

2007-10-03 17:57:57 · 12 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Polls & Surveys

Judge Judy in the nude

2007-10-03 17:57:53 · 6 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

When typing a document and I want to change the style, size, or color of the fonts, it changes back to what it was originally on before beginning the document and it takes numerous tries before it will set to my changes. Could I be doing something wrong, or is there information I am not aware of that I should do before clicking the changes.

2007-10-03 17:57:52 · 3 answers · asked by gardenfolks 2 in Software

I was watching a movie late at night and i dont remember what it was called. It had to do with these two rich teenage girls from California who go into LA?(i think) to by cocaine?(i think) Well they eventually get caught up in this mexican gang. For there initiation they have to roll a dice and then have sex with as many guys as the number they roll. On girl says no and quits while the other goes for it and then decides to quit after she was violated. Then she tries to kill herself but the other girl talks her out of it and they kind of become friends. Also there is this one kid who is filming a documentary type movie though out the film. Any ideas what this movie is called?

2007-10-03 17:57:35 · 11 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Movies

Hi, i have a Toshiba Satellite M50 Laptop. I would like to format it and install the Suse Linux distribution. I was wondering where i would be able to download drivers for it from (as the Toshiba website only supplies Win2k drivers)

2007-10-03 17:57:32 · 5 answers · asked by ryan_stormboy 2 in Software

2007-10-03 17:57:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:57:15 · 4 answers · asked by Sanjeev M 1 in Other - India