All categories - 3 October 2007

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12 year old scotch.

The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.

The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the Bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"

Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.

The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10 Year Old scotch.

Again, same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch.

The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.

All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!"

The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk.

The drunk replies: "It ish. How old am I?"

2007-10-03 17:57:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to start a bank account so I can save for things like Student Fees and a car or gas money. I'm tuning 16 in January. But, can I get a checking account and 15 w/a debit card or check book. I don't want a credit card till I'm 15 but can I get one? Any useless information relating to the subject will be much appreciated, thank you.

2007-10-03 17:57:04 · 4 answers · asked by Faraj - King Of Ramadan Section 2 in Personal Finance

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2007-10-03 17:56:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

*******, Caucasia, and Mongoloid, and that all races stem from these three?

2007-10-03 17:56:40 · 12 answers · asked by florita 4 in Anthropology

How much is it important ?
Please guide me!

2007-10-03 17:56:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...what would it be? And what would YOU like the answer to be, if anything?

2007-10-03 17:56:29 · 20 answers · asked by Keep On Trucking 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I know that in the bible it says God is the begining and the end, he has always existed...........Why then is it not possible that we always existed? When I ask my religious friends this they always ask me "well who created us?", well who created God?He had to of come from somewhere or something.I just want to hear everyones opinions on this.

2007-10-03 17:56:04 · 18 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Religion & Spirituality

"The imagination of a boy is healthy, and the mature imagination of a man is healthy; but there is a space of life between, in which the soul is in a ferment, the character undecided, the way of life uncertain, the ambition thicksighted: thence proceeds mawkishness, and the thousand bitters which those men I speak of must necessarily taste in going over the following pages."
Preface to Endymion

Does that mean that the person goes through that mawkish phase before reading these pages? That the pages describe the mawkish phase? or that the pages will induce it?

I had a head injury several years - and some passages just dont make sense to me....this is one of them....
Could someone perhaps paraphrase it? or put it in more modernistic American English.

2007-10-03 17:56:03 · 3 answers · asked by freshbliss 6 in Quotations

When you transfer your credits from one college to another, do your W's transfer too?

2007-10-03 17:55:57 · 4 answers · asked by itsmezo 3 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-10-03 17:55:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:54:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

Because momentum is conserved, why?

2007-10-03 17:54:37 · 3 answers · asked by palishnayne 1 in Physics

I dont have a job because I became disabled.I do have money in a 401k and am wondering if they will allow me to take moeny out to pay them without having to pay tax on that money as income?

2007-10-03 17:54:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

Do you think it's considered good luck by picking it up...?

2007-10-03 17:54:33 · 18 answers · asked by ][)ee\/\/ana 4 in Polls & Surveys

Common consensus (i.e., "The Social Contract")?

2007-10-03 17:54:29 · 8 answers · asked by Keep On Trucking 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-03 17:54:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-03 17:54:20 · 16 answers · asked by mads 1 in Philippines

for example ur breakfast, lunch & dinner, im asking cause i take so long i take about 30 - 40 minz 2 finish my food where else everyone else with me just take about 10 - 15 minz & i b left alone on the table lol

how long do u take?

are u like me?

are u a fast eater or slow?

2007-10-03 17:54:09 · 24 answers · asked by milly 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:53:56 · 3 answers · asked by Ricky429 3 in Books & Authors

...and you just can't pronounce, more so understand a thing?...

I'm listening to Andrea Bocelli's Time To Say Goodbye, the music is so powerful yet so difficult to understand...but i do like it a lot!

2007-10-03 17:53:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-03 17:53:47 · 5 answers · asked by twosharp2005 1 in Credit

A. Organizing a massive voter campaign to elect Gandhi.

B. Submitting to the inevitability of continued British rule.

C. Raising an Indian army to defeat the British forces in India.

D. Participating in a campaign of passive resistance and civil disobedience.

2007-10-03 17:53:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I have a language bar which shows english(us)m mic tools, ?, but no dictation, voice, or other buttons, no blue bar when i speak, mic does work..running windows xp

2007-10-03 17:53:34 · 2 answers · asked by davesbaubie1 2 in Software

I don't know there names. I think Betty's sister is Tilda? Just a guess.

2007-10-03 17:53:31 · 5 answers · asked by Faraj - King Of Ramadan Section 2 in Other - Television

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"
My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"
Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

2007-10-03 17:53:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mass than the ball, why?

2007-10-03 17:53:23 · 3 answers · asked by palishnayne 1 in Physics

I mean- seriously...

2007-10-03 17:53:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

Thanks & Good Night. ;)

2007-10-03 17:52:54 · 10 answers · asked by Robin 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-10-03 17:52:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

The following quotes are by Henry Gee. He holds a PhD in zoology and he is an editor of Nature, one of the premiere scientific journals.

"The intervals of time that separate fossils are so huge that we cannot say anything definite about their possible connection through ancestry and descent"

He describes fossils as "an isolated point, with no knowable connection to any other given fossil, and all float around in an overwhelming sea of gaps"

Further all evidence for human evolution "between ten and five million years ago -- several thousand generations of living creatures -- can be fitted into a small box"

He concludes that conventional picture of human evolution is "a completely human invention created after the fact, shaped with accord to human prejudices"

He also said "to take a line of fossils and claim they represent a lineage is not a scientific hypothesis that can be tested, but an assertion that carries the same validity as a bedtime story, amusing, perhaps even instructive

2007-10-03 17:52:24 · 14 answers · asked by Bible warrior 5 in Religion & Spirituality