A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12 year old scotch.
The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the Bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!"
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10 Year Old scotch.
Again, same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch.
The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkenly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!"
The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like piss," he shoots back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: "It ish. How old am I?"
2007-10-03 17:57:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewww gross and utterly hesterarical, gosh can u tell its 530 in teh morning, i canty spell or type and i dont care to hit spell cehck lol. :)
2007-10-07 22:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep Macallan 12 is the stuff
2016-05-20 06:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one....
Keep it goin pal...
I like the way the drunk spoke..."Shay mishter, tashte this!"
So close to hearing a drunk talk!
:-)
2007-10-03 19:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thats a real pisser!
PP
2007-10-09 20:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good joke!
2007-10-04 02:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-03 20:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i like that one! really good lol
2007-10-03 18:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by xSublimeSorrowx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha u r in FULL CRY bagbalm!!!!
have a star
2007-10-03 18:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-10-05 01:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is hilarious!!!!
2007-10-04 06:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋