A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1. You have to be single, and
2. You must be a Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"
My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"
Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
2007-10-03 17:53:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,great joke
2007-10-03 18:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha I love nun jokes!
It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.
The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.
The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?
The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".
The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.
Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy sh!t sister nice t!ts!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "
2007-10-10 00:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i lay on the floor except when i am on yahoo, answers so that is why nuns looklike they are whereing black sheets like they are in a bed
2007-10-04 01:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another good joke and have heard it before and it's still funny.
2007-10-04 09:19:42 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! haha
That goes to show that liars never prosper.
2007-10-04 00:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Max 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!! I was not expecting that ending! My husband is going to love this!!!!
2007-10-04 13:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2007-10-04 04:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by paul b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ^_^
serves him right lol
thanks for sharing. i really appreciate reading jokes from you!
2007-10-04 05:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-10-04 03:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja
2007-10-04 01:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay! a halloween joke!!! that was great! that one i'm gonna remember! thanks for the laugh!
2007-10-04 01:09:40 · answer #11 · answered by xSublimeSorrowx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋