Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No sh*it?"
2007-10-03 18:03:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes, yes... tis a corker :)
Nice one
2007-10-04 01:35:45 · answer #1 · answered by melloncollie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-04 02:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one!!! Very funny!!
2007-10-04 09:39:35 · answer #3 · answered by tll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i am so going to share this wiht everyone i know. lol ty for that one. fell of my chair at work
2007-10-08 05:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes. Keep them coming mate.
2007-10-05 02:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by witch2order 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very original and funny
thanks for sharing!! made me laugh before we go to Antipolo
^_^
2007-10-04 05:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-10-04 03:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lord another good one
2007-10-08 17:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!!
2007-10-04 13:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.lol
2007-10-04 18:17:36 · answer #10 · answered by Choosen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋