All categories - 1 October 2007

Hey everybody, I plan on becoming the president of art club at my high school and I was wondering could you give me some ideas for any fun projects that we can do.

2007-10-01 12:39:05 · 9 answers · asked by Tia08 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please be hypothetical and creative with your answers, I have a sense of humour but appreciate deep thought.

You die and you are confronted by God(However you would define God, please answer even if you don't believe in one or more).

It gives you this message:

You have lived well and for that I will let you choose your fate. You can choose of these options.

Rebirth in a blessed life, you will forget you ever lived before but you will be gifted or blessed in one way, you may specify.

You may return to earth to watch but never participate, no one will know you are there, but you will be able to watch forever.

You can have my wisdom, but it will destroy you, in a moment you will know and understand everything as I do, but it will only be a moment you will cease to be after that. Final death, you will no longer be aware you ever were or could have been.

What would you pick? Please expand on your answers as much as possible.

2007-10-01 12:39:03 · 40 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-01 12:38:43 · 5 answers · asked by mahuryf 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-10-01 12:38:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

also, would God excuse your hateful acts towards others, just because you claim that you're born again after "accepting" Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

don't get me wrong, it's exactly the message I am getting from Bible-fundamentalists.

2007-10-01 12:38:23 · 15 answers · asked by The Asker 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-01 12:37:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-01 12:37:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

i have no idea how to do this please help!

2007-10-01 12:37:34 · 4 answers · asked by Elle 3 in Mathematics

do you think Phyllis will be released??

2007-10-01 12:37:26 · 11 answers · asked by muffin 6 in Soap Operas

***REDNECK ETIQUETTE***
1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets
4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

***DINING OUT ***
1. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

***ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME ***
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

***PERSONAL HYGIENE ***
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone..... deodorant is a waste of good money

***DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested. "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, "ya sure don't sweat much for a fat broad."

***WEDDINGS ***
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion

***DRIVING ETIQUETTE ***
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

***TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER***
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

2007-10-01 12:37:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

okay so my friend and me havnt seen each other in about a year im seventeen and were getting together this weekend. me and her twin brother who is my age also have had a crush/ dating thing going on for longer than i can remeber there has been nothing official and we've only gone to first base. my friend(the sister) does not know about any of this. me and her brother are trying to figure out when and where i can give him a little action (thinking a bj) but we dont want to be interupted. so when and where should we do it.

2007-10-01 12:37:20 · 13 answers · asked by fongirlz4 1 in Friends

How does it work? What changes the blood type in a child? Can a child with parents that are O+ have a child with O- or even something like A+?

2007-10-01 12:37:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

2007-10-01 12:36:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you protestants beleive all you must do is beleive, which is not any action.

2007-10-01 12:36:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

I'm doing a paper on this subject, and I have to talk about 3 phenomenons that produce colors in the sky...I found Aurora Borealis and rainbows but i need a third one...any ideas??

Please help!!

thanks

2007-10-01 12:36:53 · 4 answers · asked by I ♥ me 4 in Astronomy & Space

They kill them? Its not humanely is it?

Why is this ok? Please tell me. This is not justifiable..

There not humans, so who cares? Is that what it boils down to? No one caring? The dont count because their just "dogs"?

I have news for you, my dog is better to me than a lot of human beings have been..

WHy is this ok!!?? What will it take to stop this? I know people have to stop buying from them, but unfortunatly there are ignorant jerks out there that would rather take the cheaper way and not have to wait for a reputable breeder to breed her next litter.. which could be a year or more. And some people dont want a shelter dog for whatever reason.

And ofcourse, some people are not stupid.. they just dont know. This is why the government actualy needs to do something.

Back to my question.. what are they REALLY doing with these poor animals when they are not able to breed any longer?

2007-10-01 12:36:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

why or why not??

2007-10-01 12:36:47 · 19 answers · asked by xclusivexxxbella 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-10-01 12:36:44 · 10 answers · asked by josh k 2 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-10-01 12:36:35 · 29 answers · asked by bert51515 2 in Cats

2007-10-01 12:36:27 · 22 answers · asked by Savanna 6 in Valentine's Day

2007-10-01 12:36:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

im just curious to know....im new on here

2007-10-01 12:36:21 · 28 answers · asked by SOMEONE 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-10-01 12:36:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I need to put down 24 hour grub killer, should I do it now or wait, the lady I spoke with at the store says wait, but the ground is not frooze or cold yet..so should I kill them now or wait till next spring?

2007-10-01 12:36:12 · 6 answers · asked by Ladyiowa 2 in Garden & Landscape

2007-10-01 12:36:05 · 18 answers · asked by Allison 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok i have had a few dreams about going on a trip or going to camp, and i would forget to pack like clothes and some stuff. I'd only have like the things on my back and a small suitcase if im going to camp or if i had this dream wear I went skiing in these cool places and it was like this skiing trip and i forget to pack like warm clothes! All i had was a sweatshirt, pants, small jacket over it and like this small backpack!! What does it mean? I know it has a meaning. so the summary is, Why am I forgetting to pack stuff on important things like camps and ski trips etc.???

2007-10-01 12:35:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dream Interpretation

can be more than one!

2007-10-01 12:35:40 · 11 answers · asked by . 2 in Polls & Surveys

ever lose the little string and get really frustuated

2007-10-01 12:35:37 · 14 answers · asked by tin woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I heard a report that said that most English were actually genetically Celtic...is that true?

2007-10-01 12:35:36 · 14 answers · asked by The Doctor 4 in History

2007-10-01 12:35:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball