All categories - 1 October 2007

Brian was walking in the street when he heard a voice, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

Brian stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed just as a car came careering aroung the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" Brian asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel, the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" Brian asked..."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

2007-10-01 13:26:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the tape riped on my vhs and i want to know if there is an easy at home method of fixing it

2007-10-01 13:25:54 · 5 answers · asked by alan c 1 in Other - Electronics

2007-10-01 13:25:47 · 9 answers · asked by lildude3216 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I haven't been following any of the presidential debates, who do you think is worth voting for and why?

2007-10-01 13:25:41 · 21 answers · asked by Cara 2 in Elections

im cooking some porterhouse!!!

2007-10-01 13:25:38 · 30 answers · asked by Blinding lights 3 in Polls & Surveys

a well wisher:-"Hindus need to look and find flaws in their society--Casteism, untouchability, inequality, social injustice, customs like dowry, etc
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All are Socio-Political issuses--NOT RELIGIOUS ISSUES. "Caste" will remain in India as long as "Caste" is the Vote Bank -which runs across all Religions- "Matrimonial Advertisements" in Leading English news Papers in all 6 Metropolis--Hindu,Muslim,Christians ,Sikhs,Jains ask a boy or girl ONLY by CASTE name.All so called "Forward" communitIes are "Fighting" to include their castes in Backward Community for admissions in Govenment Medical/ Engineering colleges/Jobs.In Southern States 69% seats are reserved for Scheduled Caste/Tribe/Most backward/backward Castes-In 31%."Merit seats" also they can compete.The Supreme Court ruling of "CREAM ELIMINATION" among backward castes was fought tooth and nail by all Political parties.Indians settled ABROAD do not fight for Caste,since NO RESERVATIONS INVOVED

2007-10-01 13:25:37 · 1 answers · asked by ssrvj 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Our car payment was 1 day late and the company began calling us repeatedly and then came to our house looking for payment, what are the laws regarding this?

2007-10-01 13:25:07 · 8 answers · asked by wmheim13 1 in Credit

Seriously - it's out of control, I live in Iowa, and I've gotten three calls tonight. At the end of a hard day of work, I don't want to listen to the bull the politicians are pushing.

I'll decide who I'm voting for next November. Do I have to put up with this garbage for a year?

2007-10-01 13:25:00 · 9 answers · asked by Crazy Ant 5 in Politics

It's time for Action

2007-10-01 13:24:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

Not the girls with a blonde hair.
My friend asked me if preferred brownies or blondies.
I said brownies cause i have no idea what blondies are.

2007-10-01 13:24:50 · 11 answers · asked by xoxokissesx3 3 in Cooking & Recipes

heard it only once in that beautiful song...and in the morning when i rise it brings a tear of joy to my eyes...

i have an idea. want to know what you think.

2007-10-01 13:24:48 · 6 answers · asked by brenn 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.islamtomorrow.com/quran/mirac...

I know there's some kind of trickery afoot, just like every other "Miracle" claimed by these con artists, but what is it this time?

2007-10-01 13:24:34 · 12 answers · asked by wd20x2 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I want a handgun with adequate stopping power, a relatively ergonomic grip, and as many worthwhile bells and whistles I can get for a relatively decent price. Any suggestions are welcome.

2007-10-01 13:24:23 · 19 answers · asked by backburner001 3 in Hunting

im serious the only they can win is if they intercept like all of bradys passes lol.whats your thought?

2007-10-01 13:24:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-10-01 13:24:18 · 40 answers · asked by Stew 4 in Religion & Spirituality

There are so many striking matters in the 23 rd Psalm. Share a little bit on this part of it. The feasting aspect.

Ty for all the time taken to share with us all
ur sister
sandy

2007-10-01 13:24:17 · 8 answers · asked by Broken Alabaster Flask 6 in Religion & Spirituality

its about a girl fear street super chiler silent night

2007-10-01 13:24:03 · 1 answers · asked by samantha s 1 in Books & Authors

2007-10-01 13:24:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

2007-10-01 13:24:01 · 2 answers · asked by emily45 2 in History

thanks
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071001/wr_nm/spyware_poll_dc

2007-10-01 13:23:51 · 4 answers · asked by steven25t 7 in Security

with joy?

2007-10-01 13:23:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ages ? im curious about the laws and peoples viepoints of it in those eras?

2007-10-01 13:23:35 · 1 answers · asked by Aaron B 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-10-01 13:23:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

What does a creditor do, exactly?
(As opposed to what can they LEGALLY do.)
What is the worst thing that ever happened to a creditors "prey"?
And is it true they only get paid on commission?

2007-10-01 13:23:21 · 4 answers · asked by fantasie66 3 in Credit

It can be a popular one that you hate, or something that you just made up, doesn't matter.

2007-10-01 13:23:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it's a genetic thing because my Mom, grandma and many of my relatives are loners...Is it a genetic thing since I am a loner???

2007-10-01 13:23:03 · 6 answers · asked by CHICO07 1 in Psychology

2007-10-01 13:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

i want to use my mp3's as my ringtones and someone said to convert them to wma's how do you do that? I have a krazor from verizon

2007-10-01 13:22:59 · 5 answers · asked by TR L 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

yo i just got turtles i know the basics i have to clean the bolw every 2 day i have to feed the fishes every week got to give them food every mornig and night is there anything else i need to do with them

2007-10-01 13:22:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles