Brian was walking in the street when he heard a voice, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
Brian stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed just as a car came careering aroung the corner, barely missing him.
"Where are you?" Brian asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel, the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" Brian asked..."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-10-01 13:26:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Why is that men always look for someone to blame LOL
2007-10-01 22:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-01 13:29:18 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Keep up the good work.
2007-10-01 13:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the altar it was your choice don't blame me said the angel,ha ha.
2007-10-02 03:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a really good joke
2007-10-01 14:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur persian arent u?
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2007-10-01 13:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by krazed_skater 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that was brilliant.10.
2007-10-01 22:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-01 23:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is funny!
2007-10-01 17:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-10-01 20:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋