All categories - 30 September 2007

2007-09-30 09:41:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Allergies

Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like ... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like ... Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like ... Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like .... Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like ... Vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like ... Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like ... Soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like ... Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like ... Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like ... Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like ... Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like ... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

2007-09-30 09:41:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dog treatment shampoo for scabies i called up petsmart and petco they didnt have it thought any were else??

2007-09-30 09:41:53 · 7 answers · asked by MAY MAY! 2 in Dogs

2007-09-30 09:41:49 · 9 answers · asked by paul's baby girl 1 in Personal Finance

I mean, this little girl is not so wrong after all!! Star if you like please!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znLDGsH48Ec&NR=1

2007-09-30 09:41:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

x2-8x+15
(x to the power of two)
i no its really basic but i have forgotten how to do it
can u please do it step by step
thankuX

2007-09-30 09:41:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

Im not sure whether I should spend it on a bigger tube tv or go for the HD for the flat panel and the 1080p or just save my money

2007-09-30 09:41:06 · 9 answers · asked by Tony1001 1 in TVs

2007-09-30 09:40:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I also have a burning sensation.Im worried should i be?

2007-09-30 09:40:54 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Injuries

Find the missing leg of the right triangle if 10 is the other leg and 26 is the hypotenuse.

18

27.86

16

24

2007-09-30 09:40:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I am taking three languages this year, two GCSE's and three SAT's exams, and I am seriously overworked! My friends want me to spend more time with them, I don't want to upset them, then I fall slightly behind, and aaah! Can someone please help me chill?

Thanks
Vicky x

2007-09-30 09:40:03 · 6 answers · asked by <3 2 in Psychology

Does anyone know of any??

2007-09-30 09:40:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Los Angeles

As you fellows know, women are always trying to take advantage of us to have their way with us.

Just how much alcohol do you have to be plied with for your lady to take you to Booty-Town?

2007-09-30 09:39:47 · 13 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Well, you see, i have a pet ant, and im keeping him in a plastic container full with garden ( and natural ) soils, a couple of broken sticks, leaves, and woodchips. So far, he seems to be a happy camper. But the thing is, what do they eat?? im talking about the small black kind ( well, its a baby right now ) that comes in packs. So, if you could tell me what type of food i should supply, that would help save the little ones life, and will be GREATLY appreciated. Thank!

- Jess <3

2007-09-30 09:39:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

How can I get pictures from my computer back onto my camera's SD card?

2007-09-30 09:39:29 · 4 answers · asked by wizzer456 1 in Cameras

"As time goes on..."

Do whatever you want to it, change it totally, add a few words, whatever. Just makes sure it holds the same meaning.

Thanks!

2007-09-30 09:39:09 · 6 answers · asked by Well, Hello There! 3 in Words & Wordplay

2007-09-30 09:39:05 · 1 answers · asked by Jaycia 3 in Other - Health

what household item would you be? (if a genie turned up and said "oi you! become an item)lol you will be this item for your normal lifetime.then.....resume your life as youd left off. so .....choose please?!?! ;O)

2007-09-30 09:39:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

ok i really really like this guy ( like having dreams about him and everything) and he is already in a relationship and it seems like they wont be breaking up for a long time. How do i make him like me and break up with his current girlfriend. I mean she is really pretty and i dont think that i am like butt ugly. What should i do???!!!! I see him everyday cause his locker is right next to mine. Please help i am so depressed and i want him to like me!!!!!! Thank you sooooo much♥

2007-09-30 09:38:56 · 11 answers · asked by koren bales 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

I know this is the wrong section, but thought I would get the best answer.


If you had a couple of job interviews, and someone wrote you a letter of recommendation referencing only one of the jobs you applied for, would it be a bad idea to attach it to your application for the other job.

2007-09-30 09:38:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-30 09:38:27 · 12 answers · asked by BigTimm 1 in Zoology

in which denomination is it that the god of the new testament is seperate than the old testament god?

2007-09-30 09:38:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-30 09:37:54 · 9 answers · asked by jennifer484 5 in Dogs

How can you prove to me and other non-believers that God really exists?..how can u defend his name and your belief in him..if he's our saviour y doesn't he save us..y doesn't he feed the starving children that are dying everyday..he is the almighty the miracle maker so where are the miracles..shouldn't he cast away the sinners..but there still here filling up the prisons..and y are the priests/vicars/clergymen or whoever preachers to you getting away with conning us out of money and paedophiling on our childen..if he's that dam good y didn't he save my nephew?..jesus apparently cured people and fed the starving..y isn't he doing it now? can you answer these questions..

2007-09-30 09:37:33 · 18 answers · asked by charliesangel999 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have never ever shared a bathroom with any man and I never would, but when I have visited friends and had to use their loos if I have followed a man in I want to scream they are so dirty?

2007-09-30 09:37:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

i hate it !! i feel soo ugly and my friends teell me that im not ugly but they always talk about how pretty they are and it annoys me an dmakes me feel ugly and insecure !! what can i do to prove im pretty to me and others ??

2007-09-30 09:36:56 · 1 answers · asked by &hearts Haley &hearts 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-30 09:36:54 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I broke up with my ex about 4 months ago and i now have another boyfriend. But my ex has just told me that he still loves me and he knows i have a boyfriend. I still have feelings for my ex too but it feels like he is trying to win me back because he is always talking crap about my boyfriend. I dont know what to do or say to him to let him know that that he needs to stop acting like that without ruining our friendship.

2007-09-30 09:36:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships