Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like ... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like ... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Power tools
They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like ... Remote controls
Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like .... Shag carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like ... Vacuum cleaners
They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like ... Road kill
They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like ... Soap operas
They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like ... Pillows
Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like ... Old car tires
Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like ... Plastic wrap
Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like ... Department stores
Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like ... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
2007-09-30 09:41:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofllol...hahaha! oh my gosh! that's was so so sooo funny! I totally loved it!!! you totally made my day-yes, you not only deserve a star, but I think you deserve 5 stars from me. thank you so much! :)
2007-09-30 10:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
tiles, you lay them right once and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
computers, to get them to do anything, you have to turn them on. they are also hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
pillows, eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
chocolate bars, Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
2007-09-30 14:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Vampire Duck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at but not all that bright
Men are like high heels, easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
2007-09-30 09:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
heard about 4 different types of this joke on here in the past 2 weeks, but still kool
2016-04-06 08:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh yes I think I am the chocolate bar type.
Thanks for reality!
2007-09-30 14:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm suprised you even posted this, DC!!! Lol!! That's something that will be engraved in my head forever :) *star*
2007-09-30 15:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like dogs, they're soft and cuddly, and growl when you take their food away!
I liked yours more though! haha
2007-09-30 14:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are like children
Nuff said...
2007-09-30 14:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like ... Rolaids
It's not really how you spell Relief.
2007-09-30 12:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny thank you for the laugh.
2007-09-30 09:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋