President Bush's address to a joint session of Congress on Thursday night, September 20, 2001.
"Tonight, we are a country awakened to danger and called to defend freedom. Our grief has turned to anger and anger to resolution. Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done."
President Gore's address to a joint session of Congress on Thursday night, September 20, 2001.
"I would like to apologize to Al Qaida and the Arab world for making you mad at the USA. It's our fault this happened because America is a bad place. Please don't attack us again. You are right - Israel sucks. Long live Palestine. I hope you can find it in your peaceful Islamic hearts to forgive us bad Americans."
2007-09-30 09:53:14 · 26 answers · asked by PNAC ~ Penelope 4 in Politics
My roommate is from a foreign country where air conditioning isn't exactly commonplace. We both use the A/C all day, but I also keep the ceiling fan on. I've heard my entire life that ceiling fans are good at lowering your energy costs. He turns off the ceiling fan whenever I'm not around, stating that I'm just using MORE energy (A/C+fan). Who is right?
2007-09-30 09:53:04 · 7 answers · asked by Rachel M 4 in Other - Home & Garden
2007-09-30 09:53:02 · 13 answers · asked by tomo4scrap 1 in Physics
Im just curious. I was thinking of making a collection of different color nail polishes but is it a waste? Like will they go bad after time, even if i never open them? How to salons do keep all those nail polishes they display good for a long time? I will chose whoever has the most thorough answer. Thank You!
2007-09-30 09:52:42 · 10 answers · asked by Caitlin 1 in Other - Beauty & Style
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can’t, they have always been like that.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven’t met!
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….
Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. “Way to go team!”
Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A. FULL
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. What do blondes and cow poop have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
A: There’s white-out on the screen.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it…
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch ‘n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I’m going to fall again!
2007-09-30 09:52:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
personally i think its the MTM Special Ops Blackhawk.
2007-09-30 09:52:34 · 7 answers · asked by Michael W 2 in Military
Glimpsed a music video just now, and there was this big gurl...with like three stacks of tires on her back really throwing it down on the dance floor.
2007-09-30 09:52:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-09-30 09:52:07 · 14 answers · asked by Izzy 1 in Hunting
im thinking i want to help women n teens in the sex trade, help to take them out of these things, help them to find jobs n education... or help women n teens who are abused.. n try to prevent these things from happening.. but i dont know like is this called being an activist? or what... if i study social work in college, can i go specifically in helping one group of people? or does as social worker usually help all people that need help? right now im thinking of helping women n female teens.. n even in other countries too (im talking bout the future, when my skills n all enhance) like i want to start my own organization or charity.. if knowing what country i live in now helps to give an answer, it's Canada..
2007-09-30 09:51:57 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Careers & Employment
Are they just looking for sex,ego,prestige,love,frienship or just for the beauty of something new?
2007-09-30 09:51:57 · 13 answers · asked by Bonita C 3 in Other - Family & Relationships
2007-09-30 09:51:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting
do you think it will happen?
2007-09-30 09:51:51 · 12 answers · asked by whatever 1 in Polls & Surveys
You know, when people say, "google it"
2007-09-30 09:51:42 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
so...i'm designing my own tees with sharpie rub-a-dubs but unfortunately my pens are getting low on ink! gah! i know!
i was wondering if acryllic paint would work fine as fabric paint?
2007-09-30 09:51:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting
2007-09-30 09:51:18 · 7 answers · asked by iANNA! 5 in Polls & Surveys
What kind of name do Trinity sound like?a boy's name or a girl's name to u?
2007-09-30 09:51:17 · 31 answers · asked by Georgia 1 in Baby Names
Ok, the leaves are,
Russian Olive,Honey Locust,True Pine Tree,Fremont CottonWood,Mountain Ash,Fruit Trees,Chinese Elm,Creeping Juniperus,Blue Spruce, and last but not least Norway Maple.
Please,please help i am begging you even if you just give me the species for one that would help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please and Thank You:)
2007-09-30 09:51:14 · 4 answers · asked by dance_dream_live_4ever 2 in Botany
Which one retires first?
2007-09-30 09:51:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)
My sitters husband just lost his job at the furniture wharehouse where he worked. He has a good Social Security Number but not the actual card. He's afraid to apply for it because he had submited his imigration papers and got denied. Would he still be able to obtain his S.S. card to work?
2007-09-30 09:50:56 · 5 answers · asked by juju1006 1 in Immigration
2007-09-30 09:50:56 · 23 answers · asked by whatever 1 in Religion & Spirituality
a) one daughter molecule contains both parent strands and one daughter molecule contains both newly synthesized strands
b) each daughter molecule contains one parent strand and one newly synthesized strand
c) each daughter molecule contains two newly synthesized strands
d) each daughter molecule contains both parent strands
2007-09-30 09:50:45 · 2 answers · asked by dale b 1 in Chemistry
2007-09-30 09:50:23 · 11 answers · asked by Carmen R 1 in Dogs
that it just so happens that alot of these question are about the gods and Godesses. and during the summer there was barely any of these questions.
i think people are just looking for ways to get there homework done. when they really could care less.
idk. i just wish they would learn how to use google or something.
agree?
2007-09-30 09:50:08 · 6 answers · asked by mingosaysss 2 in Mythology & Folklore
Ten years ago I gave up work and had a family, the time has now come for me to return to some kind of work, but it terrifies me.Obviously partly as i have been at home too long but also as when I worked before I suffered from severe panic attacks brought on by being in a stressful job.I worry that they will return,it took me years to get over them.I dread doing an office job or working in a shop as I think I will get stressed.Can anyone suggest a job to suit, or help in any way?My hubby is fed up and wants me to contribute to the household income.
2007-09-30 09:50:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health
I just bought a new hammer that has a warning label that reads ... "Not to be used by untrained personnel". Is there a class for this?
2007-09-30 09:50:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Did it work for you? I read it somewhere itz used for whitining the skin.
2007-09-30 09:50:04 · 5 answers · asked by Crown 3 in Other - Skin & Body
How many people would be interested in joining a gun for hire organization? A legal one, authorized and supported by a government that is non-hostile toward the U.S. government (but not the U.S. government itself) that carries out what ever jobs it wants?
2007-09-30 09:49:57 · 7 answers · asked by OMT LW 1 in Military
i love charmed wen it was on tele
ive heard a rumour bout it cumin bak but as the charmed sons does ne 1 no if thats true
2007-09-30 09:49:53 · 8 answers · asked by devilangel198322 1 in Drama
to be in possession of a fixed blade knife?
2007-09-30 09:49:45 · 14 answers · asked by Sean M 2 in Law & Ethics
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