What if Al Gore succeeded at Stealing the Election?

Question

President Bush's address to a joint session of Congress on Thursday night, September 20, 2001.

"Tonight, we are a country awakened to danger and called to defend freedom. Our grief has turned to anger and anger to resolution. Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done."

President Gore's address to a joint session of Congress on Thursday night, September 20, 2001.

"I would like to apologize to Al Qaida and the Arab world for making you mad at the USA. It's our fault this happened because America is a bad place. Please don't attack us again. You are right - Israel sucks. Long live Palestine. I hope you can find it in your peaceful Islamic hearts to forgive us bad Americans."

Answer 1

Gore's speech 20-9-2001

My fellow Americans, we stand at the crossroads of a great opportunity to embrace our Muslim brothers in the Middle East. We must be sensitive to their needs and heed the words of Jesus who implored us to turn the other cheek.

We will not retaliate for that only invites more bloodshed. We will seek accommodation with our Middle Eastern brothers and show them we mean them no harm.

Gore's speech 02-12-2001
My fellow Americans, as the Christmas season approaches I am reminded of a conversation I had with representatives of the Muslim delegation. Their interpreter has clarified what was inaccurately translated as "the terms of our surrender". I can assure you, we are only discussing how to create the most fair and equitable relationship between our two great cultures. And speaking of cultures, I may have inadvertently offended our Muslim brothers by invoking the name of Jesus. This was culturally insensitive, and I profusely apologize. We must remember that the Koran explicitly denounces all the false prophets.

Gore's speech 10-04-2002
My fellow Americans and esteemed Muslim guests, I stand here before you to pledge our continued commitment to finding a peaceful coexistence with the great Muslim nations. As promised in recent meetings, the United States will strive to learn your customs as to not be offensive to you. Starting next month, all butcher shops across the country will have to pay a special cultural insensitivity tax for selling pork or pork related products. All "Moo & Oink" grocery stores have been ordered to change their offensive names, as even the reference to pigs could be deemed an insult to our esteemed Muslim community.

Gore's speech 11-12-2002
Esteemed Muslim dignitaries, representatives of our Taliban advisory committee, and fellow Americans, it has been brought to my attention that several affronts to our Muslim guests still remain. We cannot permit such a brazen effrontery to Islam. Henceforth, all women must wear Burkas as their exposed ankles are an abomination to Allah.

As Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces, I hereby order all units to open all military facilities to a delegation of Muslim inspectors, and to share any previously classified information, including weapon specifications and design. This will be the final proof to our Muslim friends that we mean them no harm.

Gore's speech 04-07-2003
Esteemed, honored Muslim dignitaries and to you infidel Americans, I hereby relinquish the Presidency of the United States of America. Please stay tuned to this program to hear the terms of our surrender. May the peace of Allah be with you all.

Answer 2

It's easy to try to get people mad by throwing a piece of fiction at them! Here's my rewrite of Gore's speech: "We have been attacked on our own homeland. We shall not rest until the guilty have been punished. For this reason, we will go to Afghanistan and root out the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists responsible for this heinous act. We will not leave till we have accomplished this. Since we are aware that no other country is directly involved in this attack, we will not be invading any other country, as this would dilute our focus on the country where the problem arose."

Answer 3

Penny;
You know very little about Tennessee. Volunteer state is not for a football team. Texas and Tennessee have had three presidents. I lived through all three Texas presidents. LBJ gave us a lot good in the Great Society. He also gave us Vietnam. Bush Sr. had the whole Iraq military in the open desert with no air cover. Two weeks more fighting and we would have had unconditional surrender. Then he did nothing for two years while the country was in reccession and people close to starving. Even in Texas. Bush Jr. has totally blown a war with no practical stragety or concentration of force. And ignored everything at home except to let yuppie brand of conversatism run out of control. Three Tennessee presidents did this. Andrew Jackson fought as a private in the Revolution at age 14, he was a self made man all his life. He totally defeated what was probably the finest British Army of the Napoleonic wars at New Orleans. He inflicted over 2,000 casualties in 30 minutes and lost 15 men. As president he gave his name to an age. And was a life long foe of eliteism. He was the first American president to have an attempted assination. The man who tried to kill him had to be saved from the president. His last interview he was asked six months before his death if he had any regrets. He answered the reporter he had two. The reporter asked which? Old Hickory replied 'sir, I regret I did not shoot Henry Clay and hang John C. Calhoun!' Tennessee's second president was James K. Polk. He added more land to the USA by diplomacy and war than any president before or since. He was not likable, but he was a hard, small, unhealthy man with a will of iron. He is buried in a tomb on the state capital grounds in Tennessee. The third was Andrew Johnson hardest of all to like, but in some ways he prevented the out break of organized Guerrilla war throughout the south after the Civil War. What did happen was bad enough, a real Guerrilla war would have been a thousand times worse. Volunteer state stands for the blood and lives of thousands of Tennesseans spent on countless battleflields for hundreds of years. Gore did not steal the election, the average American elected him. The elite stole it through the supreme court and electoral college, and gave us George H. W. Bush. You asked about Sept. 20, 2001. After the USS Cole, Gore would have declared war on Afastigan in spring of 2001. As soon as the winter broke and there was good fighting weather. He would have done it with three good Divisions in force. The 101st, 82nd, 10th mountain and the marines that were used and the special forces. Tenesseans are taught to believe in Robert Rogers old rule about prisoners. So I expect they would have been choke roped, six feet apart, blind folded and under orders of total silence. One word and a knife or hatchet. So no prison revolt. Thats war. I don't think there would have been any 9-11 if Gore had been president. We have various other ways I won't describe of keeping an enemy throughly quiet and cooperative. Prisoners are for information, unless no problem. We don't spend months getting it out of them eithier. So I think you would have been most fouranate Ms. Penelope to have Al Gore as president in spring 2001. Wouldn't had to wait until fall.

Answer 4

Dear Penelope, you are giving Al Gore too much credit.
He doesn't think for himself. He does what Soros tells him to do.
He conceded that 2000 election to Bush because he knew he lost.
He then recanted, all in the late hours. I'd like to know who told that puppet to say Bush stole the election. Was it Soros back then, it appears so.

God has not given up on the U.S., yet. That's why Gore wasn't able to steal the election. The battlefield would be in America, just as it was in Israel.

What happened to the daily suicide bombers in Israel?

Answer 5

Your question comes across like you're saying since President Bush stole the election, what would the results had been if Al Gore stole the election?

Answer 6

Purely biased CONjecture on your part. Gore won the popular vote nationwide by over 500,000 votes. The antiquated electoral vote system, aided by a 5 to 4 USSC decision gave the election to Bush. You need to study election history if you're going to troll on the subject.

Answer 7

Lol, well done!

This is precisely the response Gore would have given

Answer 8

Great flame bait!

As a Republican I don't have any respect for Gore or any of his alarmist environmental hacks... apologist pandering corporate sellouts like Clinton or Edwards make me completely sick

As a realist I have to say that I don't think the country or the world could be much worse off than it is right now even if we had a monkey in charge for the last seven years. And I actually voted for the "Great Decider"!

Answer 9

That's pretty much how Gore would have put it. Your exerpt left out the part about how America deserved it, too, and if they'd do us the honor of coming over here we'd love to learn how to be at peace with all Muhammad freaks, all the ways in which Americans offend the Muhammad freaks, and finally set aside reservations so that the Muhammad freaks could have large plots of land in our country to do with as they pleased, because America doesn't deserve to be autonomous or a sovereign nation.

Answer 10

Wow...a pure fabrication from the fetid recess of your mind...
and still the like minded simpletons, flock to it. You must enjoy the attention, that your imagination garners. like most conservatives facts are too suspect to deal in. better to stay with rhetoric and invention.