.. a man & woman are asleep in bed when there's a knock at the front door. The man goes downstairs, opens the door, but can't see anything cos of the thick fog. Then he hears a voice from somewhere say
"Can you give us a push please?"
He shouts back "Do you know it's 3 in the morning? Go away!" and slams the door.
As he climbs back into bed complaining, the woman says "Who was it?"
The man repies "Some idiot wants a push. Look at the time. I'm not going out there to give him a blo*dy push"
About 5 mins later there's another knock at the door. The bloke marches down, opens the door, but again coz of the fog, can't see anyone, but hears a voice say "Please. I can't get started. Just give us a push."
"I've told you once, now clear off" shouts the bloke.
Back in bed again the woman says "Maybe you shouldn't be so harsh. Remember when we were young & our car broke down in that foggy lane? That nice farmer came out & towed us up to his house? Maybe you should help"...
2007-09-30
12:52:45
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