.. a man & woman are asleep in bed when there's a knock at the front door. The man goes downstairs, opens the door, but can't see anything cos of the thick fog. Then he hears a voice from somewhere say
"Can you give us a push please?"
He shouts back "Do you know it's 3 in the morning? Go away!" and slams the door.
As he climbs back into bed complaining, the woman says "Who was it?"
The man repies "Some idiot wants a push. Look at the time. I'm not going out there to give him a blo*dy push"
About 5 mins later there's another knock at the door. The bloke marches down, opens the door, but again coz of the fog, can't see anyone, but hears a voice say "Please. I can't get started. Just give us a push."
"I've told you once, now clear off" shouts the bloke.
Back in bed again the woman says "Maybe you shouldn't be so harsh. Remember when we were young & our car broke down in that foggy lane? That nice farmer came out & towed us up to his house? Maybe you should help"...
2007-09-30 12:52:45 · 16 answers · asked by funnygirl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man concedes. "Okay" he says, as he gets dressed.
He goes down, opens the door & shouts into the fog "Are you still there?"
A delighted voice comes back "Yes, yes. Will you give us a push?"
"Yes" replies the man. "Where exactly are you?"
"On the swings......"
2007-09-30 12:57:39 · update #1
I'll name that tune in four.
2007-09-30 12:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Twistedfirestarter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man pushes them off the swings.
2007-09-30 20:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Goychie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good well worth a star
2007-10-01 02:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-30 20:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're in great form as always! Another brilliant star for you!
2007-09-30 22:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by ✿Donna❀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny =) have a star
2007-09-30 20:15:50 · answer #6 · answered by Silly Kid =P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-09-30 20:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-01 03:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard dis 1 b4
2007-09-30 20:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHA! Would would punch that guys kidneys.
2007-09-30 20:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋