Pingi the penguin is a long-haul truck driver. One day, while driving across a desert, his truck starts to play up. Spotting a garage in the distance, he coaxes his vehicle to it, and asks the mechanic to have look at it.
Finding the heat of the sun unbearable, as penguins are wont to do, Pingi retreats into the cafe and has a couple of cooling drinks. Still hot, he then has some ice-cream, but as penguins are not built to handle ice-cream (flippers being most unsuitable), most of the ice-cream ends up all over him.
Covered with ice-cream, he wanders back to where the mechanic is finishing up.
"How are things going?" asks Pingi.
"It looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic.
"No," replies Pingi, "it's ice-cream."
2007-09-28
12:49:37
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