All categories - 27 September 2007

I think my recent sacking was unfair. I worked for a company who sold meaty treats. During one phone call to a customer I offered him a variety of different treats including, badger drops, gazelle eyelid and raven ears.

When he declined my offer I became upset and started to smash the window with the phone, breaking it in the process. I then climbed through the window, stapled my clothes to the face of a co worker, set fire to a nearby tree and ran home naked.

This morning I received a telephone call saying I should not return to work today.

I am thinking of going to a tribunal, does anybody have any advice?

2007-09-27 04:34:49 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

I was reading another question on here about someone who can't get through their day without coffee. People were saying that if you quit you will notice a big difference in your metabolism plus other benefits. I am a loyal Mountain Dew drinker and have to have it every morning or else I don't feel right. I know I am addicted to the caffeine and I can't imagine ever being able to successfully quit. My question is, how do you make it through the withdrawal period and suffer through those headaches in order to get un-addicted to caffeine?

2007-09-27 04:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Kiwi 5 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

We're prego with our second. Our son turns 5 next month. We had an interview with the nurse at 7wks last week. We were with her for a little over an hour going over family and health history. I also had lab work and urine test done. This coming Monday at exactly 9wks, I have two appointments, the 1st early in the a.m. for a sonogram and the 2nd in the afternoon with our doctor. What should we expect at both?

2007-09-27 04:34:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I assume they are since ESPN predicted that the New Orleans Saints would be in the Super Bowl and that Penn State was a top 5 ranked team in college. It is no wonder everyone west of the Mississippi thinks Michael Vick is a total moron for smoking pot while he is under arrest and getting ready to be sentenced to 2 years in prison. It is no wonder everyone thinks northeast yankees are morons thanks to the predictions at ESPN. Here is a tip for you people on the east coast. DON'T SMOKE POT IT IS ILLEGAL. I HOPE THAT TIP HELPS.

2007-09-27 04:34:32 · 16 answers · asked by lou t 1 in Football (American)

HY I'm from Romainia and i want to ask 1 question : HOW CAN I SOLVE THIS??????????? : "" 2mx+3=3m+x ""where m is part of R
PLS help i realy don't have any ideas!! could you help????

2007-09-27 04:34:30 · 2 answers · asked by THE BMW DUDE 1 in Mathematics

2007-09-27 04:34:21 · 20 answers · asked by ☆ Heavenly ☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't wait!!! I love this show!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-27 04:34:09 · 8 answers · asked by crazyjen 2 in Drama

my car is in the shop, it needed a new cat converter, muffler and egr value, an e-test, certifation, new plates and stickers.

would that take a week to do?

i but the car last wenesday and it is now thursday

ugggg

2007-09-27 04:34:03 · 3 answers · asked by DOHC VTEC 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-09-27 04:33:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was holding lots of stuff in my hands, and he asked me to lock the car, i said, i can't he asked why i said that i don't have a third hand, he said, use your big nose.

he knows i hate my nose, and i'm thinking of plastic surgery, so do i have the right not to speak to him? i'm really hurt.

2007-09-27 04:33:46 · 29 answers · asked by Me 1 in Marriage & Divorce

...instead of doing things differently to produce better results? "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

2007-09-27 04:33:25 · 11 answers · asked by Keep On Trucking 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm writing a paper for my english class on how PSU may have a chance on winning the Big Ten title (originally the NC) but anyways.. i'm coming up short. i need at least 4 pages, i only have 3.. 1 or 2 good paragrahs should do it.

So, if anyone knows
- what the alum stats are ticket sales (for a paragraph i already have).
- or a good reason that i could use in my paper on why we have a chance to win (ie; good o-line or defense) with some detail
would be great.

oh, & if you're a biiter fan over the loss last week or a UM or OSU fan.. i realllllly don't need any negative feedback. I'm just as pissed about the loss as any--but i chose my topic, its too late to change it now.

thanks sooo much. :)

2007-09-27 04:32:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I love mashed potato, mashed with butter and cream..

2007-09-27 04:32:56 · 20 answers · asked by missy me 5 in Polls & Surveys

You watch & decide, I won't say anything this time; otherwise, Yahoo is gonna delete my question!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKGW95tNDOE

2007-09-27 04:32:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I am 37 weeks and all week I have been having stabbing pains in my vagina, it feels almost like its in my bladder but I just got tested for a UTI and know that I dont have one. Is this my little guy pushing his head down my cervix. i went for a walk last night and it seemed every step i took a pain would shoot right up there. Anyone know what this is?? I have a doc appointment tomorrow.

2007-09-27 04:32:39 · 7 answers · asked by Julie C 2 in Pregnancy

Example: Nepolean diamite, anything with adam sandler, jim carry. (etc.)Why is it your favorite? what do you like about it?

2007-09-27 04:32:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This is a serious question although I realize it could inspire a bit of clever responses.

If the military draft was reinstated in the U.S. how would men between the ages of 18-26 who claimed they were homosexual be required to "prove" it.

A written note from their mom?

Is it safe to assume that the DoD would be forced to abolish the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy and finally allow gay men and women to serve openly in the U.S. Armed Forces ?

2007-09-27 04:32:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I don't know what to believe anymore.

2007-09-27 04:32:29 · 35 answers · asked by deralz 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-27 04:32:29 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm cutting back on sugar; but I can not drink tea without it. I'm using less as possible.

2007-09-27 04:32:16 · 5 answers · asked by Q J 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

A friend of mine is from China and speaks perfect Chinese and 99% perfect English. She says that there really isn't a word for sidewalk in chinese, because in a way, there aren't sidewalks in China.

2007-09-27 04:32:12 · 10 answers · asked by almost_wealthy 2 in China

I am speaking in front of a class and am stuck on a topic. What are you dealing with today that you need some solution to?

2007-09-27 04:32:03 · 12 answers · asked by thezookeeper 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-27 04:31:57 · 10 answers · asked by breanne s 1 in Mental Health

A few Saturdays’ ago, a Christian visited my house from a local church. She said hi and wanted to know if she could pray with us 'during this difficult time'. She did not say what the 'difficult time' was.
I said okay, that I would, if she would read a pamphlet on atheism and evolution. She refused!!!!!! Can you believe that? SHE interrupted MY day to push her beliefs on ME, but then would not reciprocate and read a simple pamphlet? (I didn't really have any pamphlets, but she didn't know that).

Is this a great definition of a hypocrite?

Why would you come to my door and expect ME to be subjected to YOUR belief, but not the other way around?

2007-09-27 04:31:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I'm wearing khaki chino's, a white dress shirt, brown shoes and belt.

2007-09-27 04:31:44 · 12 answers · asked by Mike 1 in Polls & Surveys

dy/dx= 1 / [x^2 - 1]

y=?

2007-09-27 04:31:39 · 5 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Mathematics

My Ukranian Girlfriend came to the uk four years ago using a student visa. Her visa ran out a long time ago and since then she has been working for one of the many unscupulous employers in the uk happy to exploit her illegal status to make her work long hours for very low wages. We met late last year and are very in love. I do not want to be separated from her and I need advise on how she can legaly get a uk passport or visa without being deported back to the Ukraine?

2007-09-27 04:31:39 · 18 answers · asked by raph 1 in Immigration