He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-09-22 09:44:25 · 9 answers · asked by ron s 5 in Jokes & Riddles
Last night on Friday Night SmackDown,Teddy Long collapsed into the ring.Everybody wants to know what happened.Give me your thoughts.Why do you think he collapesd into the ring?
2007-09-22 09:44:25 · 12 answers · asked by Lil Sean 1 in Wrestling
2007-09-22 09:44:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy
No pain, or aches. I'm 22 and have all four wisdom teeth. Two on top are far to reach (to clean) but I'm not ripping em out for nothing. I hate going through all that pain. So dentist recommends I get the bottom two out since they are pointed right at the ROOTS of my last teeth (on both sides). Like I said, no pains or aches, but she said they'd have to break some bone to get in there and dig it out? I'm so scared...is there any chance of them not moving from their position in the future, so I don't have to get them taken out? Or do most wisdom teeth shift positons? What is your opinion on this?
2007-09-22 09:43:45 · 7 answers · asked by chocolate_cat 3 in Dental
2007-09-22 09:43:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing
...anyone else find a shopping Liszt handy?
2007-09-22 09:43:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-09-22 09:43:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
hi my name is albert...i live in mexico and the next week i will travel to Great Bookham,Leatherhead Surrey,UK....i have the reservations...and everything....but i want to now the adress of the kingdom hall....or a mail of a brother that live there..please a REAL brother....am sorry for try to contact you for this way...but is the only that i now..my mail is rarmorillo@hotmail.com
2007-09-22 09:43:14 · 2 answers · asked by zizou 2 in Other - Education
According to Numbers 3:39-51.
Why is it essential that the ransom be an exact equivalent ?
Key words here:
essential / exact / equivalent.
2007-09-22 09:43:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2007-09-22 09:43:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
Hey I got General Cartwright in Guys and Dolls could anyone tell me about her
2007-09-22 09:42:45 · 5 answers · asked by Stella Marie 2 in Theater & Acting
- Voltaire
How would you apply this to the Bush Administration and the current war on terror?
Specifically what absurdities, and what atrocities?
2007-09-22 09:42:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
I need some help pickin a name, i cant make up my mind.
the names are
Emily Reagan Dixie B.
Emily Laney Dixie B.
Emily Scarlett Dixie B.
Emily Lindy Dixie B.
Emily Taylor Dixie B.
Emily Peyton Dixie B.
I really like these names, i just cant pick one.
Thanks
2007-09-22 09:42:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names
2007-09-22 09:42:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
Ok so i'm going on a trip to falmouth ( cornwall ) and i was just wundering how long the trip would be.
By car?
By train?
By any other transport lol ?
Thanks
2007-09-22 09:42:06 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Destinations
my 3 1/2 yr old female cat has lot her hair. She is a black long haird fixed female. She is an inside cat with no possible way to get fleas.
about a month or so ago she lost a wide long strip of hair from the mid of her back to her tail. it looked like someone took a BIG razor ( about 3 inches wide) to her. I dismissed it and kept an eye on it because my other cat and her play rough and that is generally the area of attack. lol Well, anyways it is going back now but it is still very noticable. her hair is 3-4 inches long and the new hair is only about an inch.
She has shown no signs of disease, she eats adn drinks and play like normal. The spot was just bald no scratches or redness or anything. But now i can't help but wondered what caused it.
Around that time we got a new dog..not the first dog she lived with and not the first time for that breed of dog. Do you think it was the stress of a new dog? or is there possible something else wrong with my baby? and dont just say vet
2007-09-22 09:41:53 · 2 answers · asked by no one 2 in Cats
I really do regret it. Because it is a bunch of crap. But then back then no one had an education. How did these morons know how to write? Who would be stupid enough to follow along?
How many people actually wasted their lives to write a cheap Holy Bible?
It makes me sick that I have to witness a funeral today. And humans are saying that a person is still alive in another place. When their actual body is laying stiff in the casket. Can humans be this stupid?
2007-09-22 09:41:51 · 13 answers · asked by AB 2 in Philosophy
I've heard about Tofu Ice Cream, and I REALLY want to try it. [:
Any stores I can look into for it?
2007-09-22 09:41:47 · 14 answers · asked by pj! 3 in Vegetarian & Vegan
does anybody know where I can get hot pink hair extensions,(similar to avril lavingne in Best Damn thing)
thanks
2007-09-22 09:41:39 · 11 answers · asked by Tinkerbell 2 in Hair
2007-09-22 09:41:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness
2007-09-22 09:41:23 · 3 answers · asked by bert 1 in Astronomy & Space
eg Girls Aloud = Boys are quiet
2007-09-22 09:41:01 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
Tips on Love by Kids- Age 5-10
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to havevideos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderantare so popular." (Jan, 9)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)
2007-09-22 09:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Jokes & Riddles
This rise in sea level will effect San Francisco, New York, Silicon Valley, Kennebunkport, Florida, Texas and that is only in the USA. All this per the Intergovernmental Panel on climate change in Paris, Seth Borenstein of Associated Press, University of Arizona in conjunction with the US Geological Survey, Lawrence Livermore National Lab in California. Is it time to buy beachfront property in Arizona?
2007-09-22 09:40:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming
Atheist here, still wondering if most people would sooner die than think (to quote Dawkins)
2007-09-22 09:39:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
it lost its sucction so it only makes loud noise and leaves everything behind so any advice on the swiffer is it cheap
2007-09-22 09:39:37 · 4 answers · asked by mexdimpls 2 in Cleaning & Laundry
Are you a Man or A Mouse?
2007-09-22 09:39:07 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Does any one know how to solve a rubix cub?
I don't want youtube videos. can i have step by step instructions. If there is any tricks.
Please??? Thank you!!!
2007-09-22 09:38:58 · 4 answers · asked by Taylor T. 5 in Other - Games & Recreation
Whats the first thing that comes into your mind whilst reading about me! I dont mind any criticsm :D
Thankyou!
2007-09-22 09:38:57 · 26 answers · asked by ஐ♥-mªrìªm-ஐ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-09-22 09:38:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink
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