Tips on Love by Kids- Age 5-10
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me awife." (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to havevideos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deoderantare so popular." (Jan, 9)
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (michelle,9)
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy,8)
2007-09-22 09:40:47 · 9 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the sweetest things we all have in life children
some of the things they come out with nowadays
they just boggle my mind
according to my 2yr grandson
i do not own anything
it is all he`s
his name is on everything including my fore head
thanks for those lovely words of wisdom you have been given
and given on to us
thanks
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2016-10-09 16:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)
Out of the mouths of babes.
Why weren't you around to advise me Roger.
2007-09-22 10:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so sweet if only life WAS that simple.
2007-09-22 11:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, bless, so wise so young, don't care if it was nicked, still funny.
2007-09-22 10:22:23 · answer #5 · answered by scooter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
there funnnnnny
2007-09-22 10:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was ok...not creative taking stuff froma TV show...
2007-09-22 09:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by slickkittykattwhopurs 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-23 02:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol love .lol
2007-09-22 09:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋