He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-09-22 09:44:25 · 9 answers · asked by ron s 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol omg that's a good one ... i've never heard that one before =P
2007-09-22 10:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by INeedToKnow!!ItsStuckInMyHead!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! a star 4 u
2007-09-22 16:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by ashley yo :D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that was a good one.
2007-09-22 16:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
evil, you stole my joke :P
2007-09-22 18:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by blank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny blonde joke. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-22 17:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuuny..................but .im sure i saw it here before
cheer for the giggle
2007-09-23 10:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by steven m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao =]
2007-09-22 16:49:38 · answer #7 · answered by suite_pee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dats HI-LA-RI-OUS!!!!!!!!! LUVD IT
2007-09-23 00:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dumb lol
2007-09-22 16:54:32 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋