Being a modern caring man, I asked my wife what she would like to do for her birthday, she said "I would like to be 8 again".
So, the big day comes, I whisked her off to the fun park, 5 rides on the wall of death, 4 on the roller coaster and all of the other stomach wrencher rides all non-stop, then straight off to Mcdonalds, large burger with fries and a couple of pints of coke, followed by ice cream with all of the toppings. She was exhausted ! Off home next, and as she collapsed on the bed looking a little green around the gills, I said "so how was it like being 8 again?" Just before she rushed to the toilet clasping her mouth she glared at me and shouted, "I meant my dress size you dumb ****".
Which just goes to prove, that even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong
2007-09-17
07:52:13
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