Being a modern caring man, I asked my wife what she would like to do for her birthday, she said "I would like to be 8 again".
So, the big day comes, I whisked her off to the fun park, 5 rides on the wall of death, 4 on the roller coaster and all of the other stomach wrencher rides all non-stop, then straight off to Mcdonalds, large burger with fries and a couple of pints of coke, followed by ice cream with all of the toppings. She was exhausted ! Off home next, and as she collapsed on the bed looking a little green around the gills, I said "so how was it like being 8 again?" Just before she rushed to the toilet clasping her mouth she glared at me and shouted, "I meant my dress size you dumb ****".
Which just goes to prove, that even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong
2007-09-17 07:52:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
No wonder she loves you - a man with humour is a prize beyond wealth!
Grab a star!
2007-09-17 09:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was laughing before the joke at your "E.S. Kimo" That's creative imagination.
2007-09-17 08:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahah, that's a great joke.
2007-09-17 09:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by *smile* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was sweet.
I would have enjoyed the day anyway.
2007-09-17 08:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You made my day E.S.Kimo! Cheers to you!
2007-09-17 08:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL -- at least you were trying!
2007-09-17 07:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by kj 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thanks for the bellylaugh dear...
2007-09-17 07:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adorable, thanks
2007-09-17 08:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋