Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air India.We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off...it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.This is flight 717 to Mumbai.Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be anding on your village! Air India has an excellent safety record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for
you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we
serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airlines who can help you find out if there is really God!!
2007-09-13
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