Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.This is your captain PATEL (Boniface) welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air India.We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off...it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.This is flight 717 to Mumbai.Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favour, we may even be anding on your village! Air India has an excellent safety record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for
you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we
serve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airlines who can help you find out if there is really God!!
2007-09-13 02:51:18 · 34 answers · asked by fartatartout! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we
will be flying right next to Emirates Airlines, where their movie will be
visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know....
our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat.
2007-09-13 02:53:07 · update #1
And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
"Thanking you all for choosing Air-India to fly for the first and last time"
"AIR INDIA--a name u can trust!!""
2007-09-13 02:53:40 · update #2
Please take this as a joke and dont forget to star!! - Asker
2007-09-13 03:05:54 · update #3
If the number of stars on this question reach 25, i'll type in a much much better joke...
2007-09-13 03:18:19 · update #4
rotflmao! lol... i love it! here's my joke. it's similar to yours. please pick me for best answer.... you totally deserve the star.
Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
2007-09-13 02:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by CouGaR 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Starred. God save Air India.
2007-09-13 05:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Modest 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was a flight attendant, this joke hit close to home; I’ll give you a star & will share with my co-leagues
2007-09-13 03:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by sara76c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It reached 25 where is the new joke?
2007-09-14 12:46:01 · answer #4 · answered by dardrv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good sence of humor, but it would have been better if you would not have used the name Air India. After all, good or bad its our airline.
2007-09-14 02:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by BOND_BOND2001 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have reached 25 stars. Send out more. But pl. make it short.
2007-09-14 01:14:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
u insult Air India and u want a star . some nerve.
this is a awesomely nonsensical statement. we cant even call it a joke/
2007-09-13 03:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by chit 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent. I enjoyed reading your question. You are the best. Hey, is the 'Maharaja' listening? let him bow before you atleast three times.
2007-09-13 03:09:26 · answer #8 · answered by kumarcl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great...Never boarding Air-India...I think I'll go on trains now...coz I'm in full support of Laloo...our Laloo....lolzz.....;-)
2007-09-14 08:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one a star for u
2007-09-14 21:58:48 · answer #10 · answered by ALOK S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋