Wonderful Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.
Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it okay if I buy it,
sweetie?"
Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want
you to be happy."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really
liked. It's a beautiful silver."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "£60,000"
Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman:"Great! Oh, and just one more thing... the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
Man: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer
£895,000."
Woman: "Okay. Thank you darling -- you're wonderful!
I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-09-11
11:22:53
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