Wonderful Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone
on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker
function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops
to listen.
Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it okay if I buy it,
sweetie?"
Man: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much. I want
you to be happy."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one that I really
liked. It's a beautiful silver."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "£60,000"
Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman:"Great! Oh, and just one more thing... the house we
wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
Man: "Wow, then go ahead and make them an offer, but just offer
£895,000."
Woman: "Okay. Thank you darling -- you're wonderful!
I'll see you later! I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-09-11 11:22:53 · 14 answers · asked by Bio Hazard 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tHAT'S rEALLLY FUNNY!!!! Hilarious!! LOL! HERE'S A STAR FOR YOU!!! Do you have any more jokes?
2007-09-11 11:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Seen it before - but still worth a star!
lmao
2007-09-11 19:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny
2007-09-11 18:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by Olive_kittykat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2007-09-11 18:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was quite hilarious and such a man thing too, you get a star!
2007-09-11 18:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not to me.Lol have a star.
2007-09-11 18:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's from a comercial, but its still funny!
2007-09-11 20:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that one you get a star. funny!!!
2007-09-12 01:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by adkison_jennifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*rofl*
I'd love to see the owner's eyes when the bill comes in...
2007-09-12 05:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one of the best one i've heard keep it up
2007-09-12 05:41:27 · answer #10 · answered by richy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋