How to maintain your sanity.
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
> a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
> with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling
> Diamonds'.
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
>
> 8. Don t use any punctuation.
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
> Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
> Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
> To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
2007-09-09
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