How to maintain your sanity.
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
> a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
> with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
> Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling
> Diamonds'.
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
>
> 8. Don t use any punctuation.
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
> Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
> Yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going
> To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
2007-09-09 20:44:17 · 14 answers · asked by Jared G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmaooooooooooooo it was cool and funny mate .
cheers mate
2007-09-09 21:27:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Some of these are funny. I hadn't thought about skipping down the hallways at work and might try that one.
Singing along at the opera is fun, but to do it I'd have to go to the opera (I Like Puccini's "Madame Butterfly" but hate getting dressed up to go). You must not live in L.A. - the people at the burger drive-through already ask if you want that order to go.
Keep em coming!
2007-09-09 20:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by GENE 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I liked the Diamond Smuggling one, but I dont write checks anymore......
2007-09-09 20:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by Brandon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that most of these are good 10/10
2007-09-09 21:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny funny!
I love it!
In accordance with the propehecy I will star you!
LOL =) actually laughing!
2007-09-09 21:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by Paris . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe. i like number 19
2007-09-09 21:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think attempting this is better than get hi
2007-09-09 20:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
number 1 was the best ...hilarious.....the rest were not bad also, pretty good, i had a good laugh.....thanks
2007-09-09 20:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by charlie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10 because its too long.
2007-09-09 20:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a couple were funny. nice try
2007-09-09 21:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋