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DO YOU KNOW HIM
>
> A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
> opening.
>
> After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were
> equally
> qualified.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
> answer would determine which of them would get the job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the
> interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
>
> Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
> It just
> pops into your head. There's no warning.
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he
> asked the
> second man. "Hmmm...let me see.
>
> "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A
> BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
> popular
> cliché for speed."
>
> He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
>
> "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> there's
> a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture
> the light
> on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT
> is the
> fastest thing I can think of"
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
> had
> found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
>
> Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
> same
> question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers,
> it's
> obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said
> Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran
> for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT,
> I ad already MESSED MY BRITCHES."
>
> Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! You probably
> will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!....
>
2007-09-06
04:53:47
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