Can you name 10 things you'll never hear a man say?

Answer 1

1. your right dear
2. you can have the remote tonight
3. i`ll do the housework
4. yes, i am lost
5. i wont go to the pub tonight
6. your driving is better than mine
7. your fat
8. foot massarge?
9. can i choose the new bed sheets?
10. im driving too fast

Answer 2

1. Of course we can have your mother over for Christmas dinner.
2. I'd much rather go shopping with you than watch the football
3. Honey, why don't you let me do the dishes?
4. Would you like a cup of tea, darling?
5. Would you like to hold the remote control, dear?
6. I agree, sweetheart. My mother is a seething, old dragon.
7. Would you like to just kiss and cuddle tonight?
8. The coaster is essential in maintaining a clean home.
9. You look lovely, dear.
10. The toilet seat should always be put down after use.

Answer 3

1. I cleaned the bathroom.
2. Hold that thought. I need to stop and ask directions.
3. Alrighty, let me go load up the dishwasher.
4. Just a minute! I'm putting the dishes away!
5. Hmmm...think I'll go clean out the garage.
6. Of COURSE I know where my keys are! They're always in the same spot!
7. Hang on, let me go grab myself a beer.
8. Hey, here's some money. Why don't you go get a massage. I'll have dinner ready when you get back.
9. No, no. You sit there. I'LL get the phone (or door).
10. Got any lotion?

Answer 4

1. Why don't they have more normal women on tv? I'm tired of these model thin babes causing young women to hate their bodies.

2. Honey, I don't know how to fix this. Will you take a look at it?

3. I can't decide between the red car and the pale blue one.

4. I think I'll take the kids to the golf course with me today.

5. Hi Honey, are you in the dairy aisle? I just called to remind you to make sure the eggs you buy are from free range chickens.

6. Do you think I packed too many clothes for my business trip?

7. Where is that last square of dark chocolate I was saving?

8. I don't understand why you won't go fishing with me. It hurts my feelings.

9. I was thinking that we should go to Vegas together. I don't want to go with my buddies this year. Last year they embarressed me.

10. Please go to the ballroom dancing class with me. You know I've always wanted to learn to waltz.

Answer 5

1 Here babe, you have the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Johnny Depp AND Bard Pitt are in it, I have to see that film!!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Lets talk about us

6. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held.

7. Lads night out? I'd much rather stay in with you and watch a chick flick.

8., Forget the football, Let's watch Friends

9. Why don't you try in on in all the colours to see which suits you? I'll go and look for a matching bag and shoes..

10. Let's invite your Mum round, we haven;t seen her in ages, maybe she could stay for the weekend?

Answer 6

1. It's ok if your not in the mood. We can just cuddle.
2. I don't look at other women. I havn't masturbated since I met you.
3. I think you need more shoes. Lets go shopping.
4. How about this month I get my period for you.
5. Yes, I love your mother.
6. When is your mother coming to visit us? I miss her soo much.
7. You rest, I'll cook dinner tonight.
8. I can clean up.
9. I'm sooo füçking lost. I'm gonna ask for directions.
10. Do your feet hurt sweetheart? Let me rub them

Answer 7

1.) Oh my God, I'll never get that macaroni out of that pot!
2.) Not tonight, I have a headache.
3.) Does this make my *** look fat?
4.) I have cramps.
5.) You never take me anywhere.
6.) I have nothing to wear!
7.) Alvin said that Gerry said that Herman said that...
8.) How do you get to... and where is that on the map?
9.) Slow down, you are going way too fast!
10.) My water broke!!!

Answer 8

1) Do you think I look Bloated?
2) Does this blouse make me look busty?
3) I think I should stop and ask directions.
4) Poopy diapers do not scare me.
5) You go have fun while I do the housework.
6) Of course your mom can move in.
7) It was an emotional moment.
8) Childbirth was easy!
9) I need to ask my friends opinion first.
10) Football does not matter.

Answer 9

1. You're the boss dear.
2. I'll do the shopping for you.
3. Wow you've lost weight.
4. You have a lie in I'll cook Sunday lunch.
5. You don't have enough clothes/shoes.
6. You work too hard.
7. You need a rest, I'll take care of the children.
8. I've done a pile of ironing.
9. You look shattered, you must have had a busy day.
1. No, not tonight darling, I have a headache.

Answer 10

order would vary accordingly..

1. sorry (without qualification, or any hint of sarcasm)
2. It was all my fault
3. I understand you (meaningfully)
4. You were so right
5. I'm going to ask that passer by for directions
6. I'm going to let the child win this game & they'll never know
I did it on purpose
7. Can I come clothes shopping with you
8. Spend what you like, don't worry about the bill
9. Let's watch Titanic/Sleapless in Seattle (etc) tonight
10. You leave everything to me, you just go out & enjoy yourself!

Answer 11

one million) My famous television instruct is Elmo's international. 2) Dude, that's an isotope. 3) Whoooo dawgy!! 4) Wilford Brimley is the terrific actor obtainable. 5) What interior the tarnation!? 6) Bob Seger Rocks. 7) I hooked me a great walleye! 8) the place the hell is my banjo?! 9) i decide for to place as lots in my fanny %. as i will. 10) actually all of us decide for to fee my Pokemon deck?