All categories - 4 September 2007

DAY 72 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 76 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 77 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 78 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ......

DAY 79 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 80 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 82 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

2007-09-04 07:52:04 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

is this a smart move? Unless Darian Grubb wanted to step down as the crew chief I feel this is a mistake. Jr is TOO comfortable with Tony and I thinks it influences the way he seems to challenge him on changes to the car and race/pit strategies. Your thoughts.

2007-09-04 07:51:46 · 14 answers · asked by Tregosteevo 7 in NASCAR

Do you like it?

2007-09-04 07:51:44 · 54 answers · asked by mary ann 4 in Polls & Surveys

it is for a project

2007-09-04 07:51:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

We want to have a large wedding 250+ people. The more flowers and scenery, the better. We are looking for a park or possibly a golf course, or whatever will look nice.

2007-09-04 07:51:41 · 1 answers · asked by SamBo 1 in Weddings

What kind/type of power steering fluid should I use for a 2003 Dodge Neon? The owners manual says transmission fluid. But that doesn't make sense to me. Im not a car person so it could be correct. I just wanted to see if that was right or if there were any other suggestions/answers.

2007-09-04 07:51:38 · 12 answers · asked by Karen B 1 in Dodge

I recently had some collections accounts that were not mine deleted from my credit report...now the only credit I have is a credit card from Premier. I just opened that account about 3 months ago, and I have been doubling up on my payments. That is the only thing one my credit..besides my student loans that aren't due until 2009. Is it best to pay the credit card off, and apply for another credit card, or just make the minimum payments for about 6 months. I also got my credit score and it is in the low 600's. How can I improve that?

2007-09-04 07:51:36 · 9 answers · asked by Pecan Goddess 2 in Credit

Can I even wait that long? I mean, I've only told a couple of ppl, and not even my whole family, b/c I wanted to confirm at the Drs, but the entire office I want to be at is booked till 10/2, and the Dr I want to see can't see me till 10/17! Isn't that too long? I'd literally be around 11 wks b/f even seeing a DR!! Should I look elsewhere? Is her unavailability reflective of how difficult it will be in the future? thoughts, anyone? I just don't think I can wait that long!!

2007-09-04 07:51:27 · 13 answers · asked by Dj 5 in Pregnancy

I let my now 15 year old in the delivery room when her brother was born (8 years now). My 11 year old daughter will be there this time. What I need opinons on is wether or not I should let my son be there. He and his sister got into an argument because he thought it was going to be his turn to be there for the birth. Up til that point I didn't realize he had such an interest. I have found this to be a wonderful form of psychological birth control and that is why I want my daughter there. What do you think? Would it be weird to let my son be there, or do you think it might give him a respect and appreciation for women down the road. Similar to the psychological bc for my girls.

2007-09-04 07:51:12 · 23 answers · asked by queenb629 1 in Women's Health

2007-09-04 07:51:11 · 9 answers · asked by Silly_Lily 1 in Languages

Do the three olives in my martini count as a vegetable serving? They are large Greek olives...

2007-09-04 07:51:01 · 15 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Polls & Surveys

Many people are repulsed at the thought of the act but have no compunction in having a gay friend......

Is that tolerance or hypocrisy?

2007-09-04 07:50:54 · 22 answers · asked by Dream Realized 2 in Politics

Between Charles Manson and Marilyn Manson?

2007-09-04 07:50:54 · 25 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-04 07:50:42 · 27 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-04 07:50:41 · 4 answers · asked by fritz 1 in Other - Taxes

What will people think?

2007-09-04 07:50:36 · 27 answers · asked by Thunderman9 6 in Polls & Surveys

Can you guess what movie that line is from?
Anyway I was on a roll. I haven't lost points in a while and someone decided to rain on my parade. Oh well. I'm out of here. Talk to you all later.

2007-09-04 07:50:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've read about the song, translation, and dance, but I still don't know what the word "Macarena" means. I'm pretty sure "rena" is "queen" but what is maca?

*When I dance they call me Macarena, all the boys say que soy buena*

And a bonus question, what is the exact translation of "del los rio?" The rivers? Thanks!

2007-09-04 07:50:15 · 6 answers · asked by Josh 3 in Lyrics

What are some of the main differerences between any of these groups??

2007-09-04 07:50:15 · 19 answers · asked by zanthus 5 in Religion & Spirituality

So, I got 7 shots of novacaine from the dentist around 7:45. The numbing has just recently gone away (12:45), and I was wondering when the really really painful soreness of my jaw will go away.

I can barely open my mouth until I can't any more. On the left side, between my upper and lower jaws, there's what feels like a tendon and it is really sore. If I force my mouth open with my fingers it hurts the tendon. It also really hurts to swallow anything, even saliva. Why is this like this? Should I be concerned?

2007-09-04 07:49:51 · 2 answers · asked by Jako 2 in Dental

2007-09-04 07:49:49 · 17 answers · asked by liberal 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i have a child with a guy that is now married. and the last visit they had he came back at me saying he feels that our child should be calling his wife mom, I am against the idea until it is our child is old enough to make this decision for herself, for one her father and the wife hasnt been in her life long enough for my child to be all that comfortable with either one of them, and he thinks im insecure about my place in my daughters life, which im not. my daughter is already confused by us not being together and why hes married and im not why would he want to bring another confusion for her? I know i do need to have a talk to her about the wifes involvement in her life but it is hard to tell her some things since the father tells her different on things i do talk to her about, to get her to think im lying to her and dont have her best interest at heart. I do need some ideas on how to go about this any ideas appreciated.

2007-09-04 07:49:48 · 17 answers · asked by augustgrl80 4 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-09-04 07:49:44 · 11 answers · asked by JackO 1 in Other - Destinations

2007-09-04 07:49:40 · 5 answers · asked by Muciano M 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

What are the ratios of the sides of a right triangle with theta, an acute angle, as one of its angles if cos theta = 25? Please explain your answer. Thanks!

2007-09-04 07:49:39 · 3 answers · asked by sillyboys_trucksare4girls 2 in Mathematics

Ok, so my boyfriend and I love to lay next to each other on the couch when watching a movie. He loves to cuddle, but I've never really been in a relationship where I actually loved the guy and cuddled with him and stuff, so I feel retarded, lmao. But, anyways, I'll get to my question now. Ok, so he's laying on his back and I'm laying next to him (his left side) and I lay my head on his chest and my arm is on him and all, but what the hell do I do with my friggin right arm?! I mean, I "lay" on my right arm for a while but it falls asleep, lol, so I have to do something?? And my couch is small, so yea. Help? =] lol. I feel so dumb xD But yea, help pleeease =] Thank you!

2007-09-04 07:49:36 · 13 answers · asked by Bella 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-04 07:49:30 · 6 answers · asked by JAppleseed013 2 in History

?

2007-09-04 07:49:26 · 4 answers · asked by hbwav2002 2 in Trivia

2007-09-04 07:49:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I hear/see this word used frequently to described pejoratively the conservative right wing agenda. The ppl that are using this word really do not have a grasp on what it really means..i do belive. For instance, I just answered a question referring to "Constitution Week" and if the neocons were going to celebrate it; it had a sarcastic tone. (what this has to with being a neocon is beyond me)

Neocons do not oppose the constitution...they have liberal views on domestic policy (which if anything would mean they support the constitution as a living a document) and conservative views on foriegn policy. This in anyway doesn't make them anti-constitutional.

Thank you for your time...this is more a rhetorical question so you need not answer unless if you would like to enlighten us more on the subject at hand. Or if you feel that I am incorrect in my understanding of the word. I always enjoy a good debate. :)

2007-09-04 07:49:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government