DAY 72 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 76 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 77 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 78 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ...Hmmm. Not working according to plan ......
DAY 79 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 80 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 82 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
2007-09-04 07:52:04 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder if my cat thinks this way.....lol have a star!
2007-09-04 10:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny & quite true. i grew up w/ cats so ino. interesting 2c it from another persons view.(meaning the cat's)
edit; btw, i gave u a star. very imaginitive!! w/ their wild side, they probly ARE thinking those things! (uh o)
2007-09-04 08:23:58 · answer #2 · answered by Tiff 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one hun, hehehe
Have a star
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2007-09-05 01:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant =] Love it! Now I know what my cats are really up to =P
2007-09-04 08:10:39 · answer #4 · answered by Soxygirl 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
This was freakin hillarious. We have cats, birds, fish, a dog, turtles.... I can imagine them thinking this way.
2007-09-04 08:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious, my cat alfie, looks the sort of cat to think that u have to write more have a star, and thanks for the laugh, seriously brightened my day,
2007-09-04 08:58:09 · answer #6 · answered by white_funny_girl 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Love this joke... sadly now I know what my cat thinks...xD
2007-09-04 13:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by .::.Jessica.::. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know your cats!
absolutely brilliant!
2007-09-04 08:21:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great have a star
2007-09-04 08:06:31 · answer #9 · answered by pheonix140180 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
star for you,brilliant
2007-09-04 08:07:21 · answer #10 · answered by life goes on... 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋