It was Ben Franklin, not W.C. Fields, who said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
2007-08-28
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