It was Ben Franklin, not W.C. Fields, who said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.
2007-08-28 02:00:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If Benjamin Franklin said that then i have to believe it.
Generally I know this fact and love to drink some wine (specially French wine). and of course I drink beer as well.
But what about the water in other things such as coffee, tea, food (when we cook)?
should we use wine, beer instead of water?
2007-08-28 02:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE IT!!! Lloooolloll! I have printed it out and stuck it on my wall here at work. I strive to be healthy and plan on being healthier this evening around 6:00. For some reason, even though we have a health plan here at work, I'll get in trouble if I try to be healthy when I'm at lunch. Go figure!
2007-08-28 03:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mother sent me this in an email. Very cute. Too bad I am not a fan of wine. Hm... That is what the Brita filter is for!
2007-08-28 02:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like I needed another reason to drink. I read this with my bottle of water inches away.
2007-08-28 02:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One more reason to drink Jim Beam. Cheers.
2007-08-28 02:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny Law III 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I'm impressed. Alcohol IS the answer.
2007-08-28 02:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by SLICK G. 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I will have a Samuel Adams to celebrate.
2007-08-28 02:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by caitie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have just given all the alki's a reason not to stop drinking but cool!
2007-08-28 02:06:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll drink water .. i don't think the state troopers would like it if i was being healthy while driving
2007-08-28 03:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so right!
now im going to try to convince my mom lol=)
2007-08-28 02:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋