All categories - 24 August 2007

going out for the evening when the woman of the
house decided to
give the butler the rest of the night off. She said they would be home
very late and he
should just enjoy his night. Well, as it turned out the wife wasn't
having a good time at the
party, and came home early.As she walks into the house she sees Jeeves
sitting by himself
in the dining room. She calls for him to follow her. She leads him
into the master bedroom,
where she closes and locks the door. She looks at him and smiles.
"Jeeves. Take off
my dress." He does this carefully. "Jeeves. Take off my stockings and
garter." He
silently obeys her. "Jeeves. Remove my bra and panties." As he does
this, the tension
continues to mount.
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.
.
.
.
.
.

She looks at him. "Jeeves. If I ever catch you
wearing my clothes
again, you're fired!"

2007-08-24 22:13:35 · 4 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-08-24 22:13:22 · 6 answers · asked by reignz! 1 in Medicine

Why do we call it political correctness - why not good manners, or being polite, - in what way is it political?

2007-08-24 22:13:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

why is he called a good manager??

arsene wenger:this man creats players.
he spotted henry a winger from juventus...and converted him into one of the biggest stars modern football has seen

rvp,fabregas and rosicky..were nothig before arsene polished them

frank rijkaard:he trained lionell messi since he was 13..and now has converted him into a household name...
dos santos and krickic are examplas of his talent too..

even benitez and mourinho have created a few handpicked players.

wat about ferguson???ronaldo,rooney tevez .all bought..now he want anelka...berbatov.

HE DOES NOT HAS TALENT TO CONVERT AN AVERAGE PLAYER INTO A STAR.

even when he picks a few unknown faces they are useless.

2007-08-24 22:12:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

Whats the most you've ever eaten???????

2007-08-24 22:12:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

?

2007-08-24 22:12:34 · 6 answers · asked by III 2 in Hair

"mororist naval" is in romanian language

2007-08-24 22:11:50 · 4 answers · asked by mr_gabbogdan 1 in Languages

2007-08-24 22:11:25 · 17 answers · asked by abanti 1 in Politics

A molecule in liquid is attracted by molecules from every direction (due to cohesive force)-- so there is no net force on it. But the surface molecules of liquid feel some net downward force coz their position (there is no liquid molecules upward to exert cohesive force).
When something feel a net force it is forced to move to direction of the force. But as we know the surface molecules normally does'nt exchange their position with lower surface molecules---
Now my question is what is the other force that balance the net downward force of surface molecules?
Thx.

2007-08-24 22:11:09 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

if you got any info please share
thanks

2007-08-24 22:10:15 · 10 answers · asked by Mehran.S 4 in Astronomy & Space

2007-08-24 22:10:14 · 8 answers · asked by amber21dt 1 in Cats

Its 10.10 am here

2007-08-24 22:10:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

most of the time when i get my periods i get servere pains.
is this normal and should i be alarmed by this?

i have gone to a doc (specialist) but she just showed me some exercise to do.
when i exercise i get less pain.
i have heard that this problem of getting pains during your period has a long term effect. is it true that getting these pains can cause one not to give birth, interfers with the womb?

2007-08-24 22:09:38 · 7 answers · asked by baby gal 3 in Other - Health

I mean, when you use the country in a sentence like "I'm going to the Philippines" or "She's in the Philippines", there's always the "the" part... In turn, you can't say "I'm going to Philippines" because it'll sound absurd.

I think that the Philippines is the only country that you begin with "the"... (Besides "the" United States or "the" United Kingdom of course)

Maybe becasue it's an archipelago country, with many islands? But what about Japan or Indonesia, they are archipelago countries too, but we don't say "The Japan" nor "The Indonesia"...

Or is it has something to do with naming the country from a king (King Philip II of Spain)... that's why it's gotta have the "the"...

*going nuts*

Have a nice day, people!

2007-08-24 22:09:14 · 14 answers · asked by sirius_black2329 3 in Trivia

This is three months work. Please help.

2007-08-24 22:08:42 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Security

2007-08-24 22:08:31 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my doctor was not gentle...it was my first pap...iam married and in my early 20's..only one partner... is it normal?

2007-08-24 22:08:09 · 2 answers · asked by sarai 1 in Women's Health

I was just wondering, why don't people use something smaller than photons? After all, aren't there smaller particles? Is there some sort of principle not allowing this?

2007-08-24 22:07:49 · 3 answers · asked by worried person 1 in Other - Science

to the olden days when kings and princes took to the battlefield?

2007-08-24 22:07:09 · 17 answers · asked by Bogan Outlaw 3 in Royalty

Bungalow in Bournmouth?

2007-08-24 22:06:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Royalty

Quest .1) How did we get here? From creation of God or made by monkeys?
Quest. 2) Did earth come from the Big bang, how many believe that God Made the earth?
Quest. 3) What's everyone belief how we got here and what is our porpiose?

2007-08-24 22:06:34 · 15 answers · asked by myst_v_the_fog_buster 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2007-08-24 22:06:28 · 33 answers · asked by Siu02rk 3 in Languages

2007-08-24 22:05:45 · 6 answers · asked by abanti 1 in Painting

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070824/ap_on_fe_st/man_bites_snake;_ylt=Aict6PDcJveCgysgoPBWEOHtiBIF

I was not sure which category I should post this in. P &S, Vegans and veganism, Pets or News, or Jokes?

2007-08-24 22:05:20 · 9 answers · asked by shrek 5 in Vegetarian & Vegan

I can't seam to find the muscle that I'm ment to be strenghtening. Either that or I'm not tenseing it properly. I have just started trying and It doesn't feel like anything is happening.

add on: I went on some medication that had the side effect of preventing orgasms. Prior to going on the medication It used to be extreamly easy for me to have an orgasm. Whilst on the medication it was impossible, and now, 6 months after stopping the medication, it is extreamly difficult.

2007-08-24 22:05:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-08-24 22:04:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Phoenix

does anyone know of a really good medium or card reader in London?

2007-08-24 22:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by Klaus L 2 in Mythology & Folklore

Seeing that all there seems to be on the news is stabbings and war...

2007-08-24 22:04:43 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love this guy for 10 years...yes i know im very faithfull..
i cant seem to forget him..he is my first love..iam waiting for him, but i know he is not the one...how can i make him the one? i know he loves me too, but not too much like the other guy. the second guy loves me so much and he is so kind and i think he is the one..the other also is so loving and i feel like im always gonna b wondering what it could have been.....
i really dont know who to chose because i dont wanna ask myself "what ifs"
the first one is an impossible love that is y we cant b together...
i really dont know what to do..but im dying to b with him...trully dying for so much love for him...if i decide to b with him i will have to give up my family and everything...is it worth it? i dont know, but he seems to love me so and so...
the second like i said is perfect and also the third...

2007-08-24 22:04:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-08-24 22:04:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design