Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing...
"Well, we work for Dublin City Council" one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: me, Decco, and Mick. I dig the hole, Decco sticks in the tree and Mick, here, puts the dirt back."
"Now, just because Decco's sick, that don't mean that Mick and me can't work."
2007-08-24
21:51:59
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