Very hostile farmer
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
2007-08-24 22:00:16 · 6 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uh oh! >:-|
(That's once!)
2007-08-24 23:15:07 · answer #1 · answered by Karen B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. The farmer can't shoot the horse twice. lol
2007-08-25 07:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-25 07:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
⥠it
2007-08-25 06:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-25 05:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lyke it!!!!!
2007-08-25 05:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by K. Marx iii 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋