Two workmen were approached by a passer by who asked what they were doing...
"Well, we work for Dublin City Council" one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us: me, Decco, and Mick. I dig the hole, Decco sticks in the tree and Mick, here, puts the dirt back."
"Now, just because Decco's sick, that don't mean that Mick and me can't work."
2007-08-24 21:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that one. Thanks for sharing.
2007-08-24 21:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One
Heres Another One
Two Men Are In Jail.
Man 1: So Whatcha' In For
Man 2: Something I DID NOT DO!!!
Man 1: So Yor Innocent, Wha Did Ya Not Do
Man 2: I Didn't Run Fast Enough
Hope This Makes You Laugh
2007-08-25 07:48:05 · answer #2 · answered by gdc3.rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-08-25 04:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like these tree fellars jokes .lol
2007-08-25 06:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Giggle giggle very good...
2007-08-25 04:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's funny coz it's true!!!!!!!
2007-08-25 05:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dulchie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it!
2007-08-25 05:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by ChocLover 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋