Little Johnny
Little Johnny was the best in his preschool and the teacher liked him so much, she gave him an assignment. "Tomorrow, when you come back, you have to know the first five letters of the alphabet."
At home Johnny doesn't forget about his assignment. He goes to his older sister, Sarah, who is on the phone, and asks her, "What is the first letter of the alphabet?". "Shut up," she says.
Figuring she’s busy, he goes to his older brother, Tommy, who is watching T.V. "What is the second letter of the alphabet?"
"Nah Nah Nah Nah Batman!" he replies. He wasn't paying any attention to Johnny and was only focusing on his favorite show Batman.
While Johnny was walking around, he decides he needs to know the third letter of the alphabet. He goes to his oldest sister who is doing her math homework and once again not paying any attention to Johnny. "What is the third letter of the alphabet?" he says! "400! Yeah!," replies his sister doing her math.
2007-08-20
14:24:48
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