Little Johnny
Little Johnny was the best in his preschool and the teacher liked him so much, she gave him an assignment. "Tomorrow, when you come back, you have to know the first five letters of the alphabet."
At home Johnny doesn't forget about his assignment. He goes to his older sister, Sarah, who is on the phone, and asks her, "What is the first letter of the alphabet?". "Shut up," she says.
Figuring she’s busy, he goes to his older brother, Tommy, who is watching T.V. "What is the second letter of the alphabet?"
"Nah Nah Nah Nah Batman!" he replies. He wasn't paying any attention to Johnny and was only focusing on his favorite show Batman.
While Johnny was walking around, he decides he needs to know the third letter of the alphabet. He goes to his oldest sister who is doing her math homework and once again not paying any attention to Johnny. "What is the third letter of the alphabet?" he says! "400! Yeah!," replies his sister doing her math.
2007-08-20 14:24:48 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Satisfied, Johnny knows he only needs 2 more letters. He walks outside to his dad who is taking out the trash and seems to be humming a song. Once again Johnny isn’t noticed, but he asks, “What is the fourth letter of the alphabet?” his dad still humming replies, “In the garbage, all covered in cheese…
Excited, Johnny decides to ask his mom the fifth letter. She is grilling patties. Once again he asks, “What is the fifth letter of the alphabet?” His mom not answering accidentally spills the hamburger buns all over the grill. “Oh no! My buns are burning,” she yells. Johnny is all set for the next day.
The next day during play time the teacher interrupts the kids for Johnny’s special. “Ready Johnny?” “Yes,” he said. “Okay what is the first letter of the alphabet?” “Shut up,” says Johnny.
“Who do you think you are!?,” the teacher asks amazed at his response. Nah Nah Nah Nah Batman!" he replies.
2007-08-20 14:25:31 · update #1
“That’s it Johnny you’re going to the principal!” Johnny not knowing what he did wrong goes to the principal. “How old do you think you are using language to the teacher like that,’’ says the principal. “400! Yeah!,” says Johnny. “Where are your brains today Mr.,” Johnny goes, “In the garbage, all covered in cheese…” The principal very angry now starts to spank Johnny. “Johnny yells, Oh no! My buns are burning!”
The end
Yes I did type all of that out.
2007-08-20 14:25:51 · update #2
I loved it super funny!
2007-08-20 14:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by nickthegeek15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! Blondes catch hellll in the joke world, don't THEY?! Ha ha ha. Here's a joke for you. It's not a blonde joke, though. This woman was in a convenience store trying to buy a cheap pack of cigarettes and needed two bucks. So, she turned around to the guy behind her and whispered for him to step to the side so she could ask him a favor. When they were both to the side, she whispered telling him that she would give him some pusseh if he could give her the two bucks she needed to buy her cigarettes. The guy took her up on the offer and followed her to her apartment and fukkked her after they left the store. About a month later, the guy seen the woman again in the same store, and he told her in a muffled tone, "You know you gave me crabs when we hooked up a month ago?" She chopped back at him, "Well, what the hellll did you think you were gonna get for two dollars?! Lobsters?!"
2016-05-18 05:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by aurora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I can't believe this joke is still around. Let me tell you the first time I heard it. I was in elementary school, which was about 20-25 years ago. It's cute and funny when you're a kid. Not so much when you're past that. But, in the spirit of laughs and memories from the 80's, I'll "star" your question! =)
2007-08-20 14:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by it's me! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol! I haven't heard tha joke for ages! Only it wasn't a little Johnny joke, but that is defenatily an improvement!
2007-08-20 17:21:41 · answer #4 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you obviously have alot of time on your hands and no i didnt find that funny at all. ps i think i heard a joke similar ages ago....i cant remember the joke but the punch line was take off zebra baby, i think that is funnier than this joke
god bless you
2007-08-20 14:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Baca 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to hear this joke all the time when I was in elementary school.
2007-08-20 15:02:33 · answer #6 · answered by sum1 w/ @n @nsw3r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-20 15:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooo . 10/10 since this joke was made by u and since it had my favourite character lill jhonny . heres yah star
2007-08-20 15:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I haven't heard that one before. I can't believe you .typed all of that out
2007-08-20 14:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good job! That's funny. I have heard something like it but not that one...
2007-08-20 14:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋