All categories - 18 August 2007

2007-08-18 07:22:31 · 6 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

This blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurised?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my chin."

2007-08-18 07:22:22 · 12 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

it kinda an old hip-hop song.. goes like this..

i know i can
"
be what i wanna be
"
if i work hard and try
"
i'll be where i wanna be
"

2007-08-18 07:22:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

I spent my entire summer break on Yahoo. I think I'm in denial. I didn't get my band started, I didn't get a new guitar, I didn't get a car, I didn't get a job, and I didn't go on vacation. When people ask me if I did anything over summer I can say "I got to level 4 on Yahoo Answers."

2007-08-18 07:22:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know someone who is getting married and her Mother in law is well odd to say the least. What's your best Mother in law story. Do tell.

2007-08-18 07:21:50 · 11 answers · asked by JillardG 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-08-18 07:21:28 · 9 answers · asked by Zefram 2 in Other - Society & Culture

The RX520 can scan 35mm negatives but I have some old 120 size negs (85mmx50mm) I would like to scan these with a light box but the scanner limits me to a strip of 270mm x 27mm. Any ideas about how to change the size of the scanned area when using a light box?

2007-08-18 07:21:27 · 2 answers · asked by Tony B 1 in Scanners

2007-08-18 07:21:13 · 16 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Religion & Spirituality

If so....what do you tell it?

2007-08-18 07:21:08 · 22 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whats a good girls name for daniel

2007-08-18 07:21:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-08-18 07:21:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-18 07:21:00 · 8 answers · asked by prkns_mgn 1 in Weather

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".

"Today and tomorrow." replied the blonde.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

2007-08-18 07:20:45 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Jokes & Riddles

For the life of me; and I can't even remember exactly how it goes! If anyone has any idea what I'm talking about I'd really appreciate it. It's a reggaeton/club (kind of) song, and the chorus sounds somewhat like middle-eastern music .. hahah unfortunately that's all I remember about it. Any ideas?

2007-08-18 07:20:44 · 4 answers · asked by jannelle 1 in Other - Music

ok since is has been llike 105 - 110 in tuscaloosa alabama. does it mean its gonnna be hotter or colder in the winter?

2007-08-18 07:20:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

I heard from the range guy that a .500SW magnum round from corbon can go through type 3 and 4 bullet proof vests and still kill with just one shot if shot to the torso or above even when fired from those emergency survival kit guns from smith and wesson. What is the best gun to fire this round? Tell me whether it is true by mailing me or answering.

2007-08-18 07:20:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hunting

I say some team then u rate it from 1-10 and say another team that will user under u rate...i'll start

Barcelona

2007-08-18 07:20:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

First in the NL this one gets my vote
NL Wild Card
Miss Playoffs

2007-08-18 07:20:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-08-18 07:19:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

2007-08-18 07:19:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

we have decided to buy a few goldfish in the near future. (2 maybe or more).
any tips on how to take good care of them?
and also about changing the water?
any links will be highly appreciated.

thank you!!

2007-08-18 07:19:36 · 5 answers · asked by aamir a 1 in Fish

On google earth, when zooming in i can get good clear pictures pretty close up in some places particularly in the UK and some cities eg, new york, but i cant get a clear close up of other places around the world. Am I doing something wrong or do I need to do something to make it better? please help.

2007-08-18 07:19:32 · 15 answers · asked by willow 6 in Google

As a loan officer, there are times that we can't do nothing for clients because of lack of value in the home or very bad credit or whatnot. What are other ways for these home owners to keep their homes from being foreclosed?

2007-08-18 07:19:28 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-08-18 07:19:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-08-18 07:19:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

just wondered as i'll be in again as usual

2007-08-18 07:19:20 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

okay so this guy is coming over tonight to watch a movie i was wondering whats some good fruit smoothies or food i could make for us he is comming over at 7:30 so it doesnt need to be something that will take a long time to make. thanks soo much for all your help :)

2007-08-18 07:19:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2007-08-18 07:19:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

security?

The reason why I said imagined is because if you LOOK at the facts the federal government is not trying to protect us from "terrorists" or they would make dam sure the border was closed. But what they DO seem to be doing is putting us in a constant police state where US citizens are under constant surveillance which is getting stronger all the time.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/world/view_article.php?article_id=82920

2007-08-18 07:19:13 · 22 answers · asked by Fedup Veteran 6 in Politics

Please be nice she is 10 years old, Why do fish flop out of water? You don't want FLOWERS mad at you!

2007-08-18 07:19:09 · 8 answers · asked by Flowers 7 in Polls & Surveys