The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".
"Today and tomorrow." replied the blonde.
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
2007-08-18 07:20:45 · 16 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha thats another good one lol
2007-08-19 02:13:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha a star 4 u
2007-08-18 07:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Applecrumble 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a murder case. sounds like my cousin. too much. star for you. keep rolling those chuckles out to me ;)
2007-08-18 08:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah wow that's funny.
2007-08-18 07:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by Supreet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not quite what I was expecting!
Good one though!
2007-08-18 07:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Blondes......What would we ever do without 'em
Good one calam
2007-08-18 08:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha another blonde moment.
:-)))
2007-08-18 11:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it but funny
2007-08-18 07:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaha
I love it
2007-08-18 23:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-08-18 07:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by salohcin73 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋